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My story for the day:

I went to work at 4 am this morning and was ready to eat my shoe by 10 am, I was so hungry. Aimee and I drove to McDonalds for breakfast. I went to order their hotcakes, but pronounced the "a" in "cakes" as if it were a soft "o". I realized halfway through the word what I was doing, and laughed and repeated my mistake loudly, "Yeeeeeaaaah! I WANT ME SOME HOT COCKS FOR BREAKFAST!!!" I chuckled a bit... and then realized what I had just yelled in the middle of a geriatric-filled McDonalds lobby. The best was the cashier, who gave me a dead pan expression and replied, "Um, yeaaah. Well, this is a family establishment...."

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gypsymommy
Jun. 14th, 2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
Woo hoo! The breakfast of champions!
cunningbunny
Jun. 15th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC)
This seriously cracked me up.

At the snowball stand, we have a flavor called Purple Pucker (it's sour grape). One time a little kid up with his parents kept excitedly repeating, "I want a Purple Pecker, I want a Purple Pecker!" I stifled my laugh as best I could, but it did not stop the parents from getting reeeaaally angry with me. :-P
hottergirl01
Jun. 15th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! Why would the parents have the nerve to get angry with you!?

First of all, they should have corrected the kid. Secondly, they know how funny shit like that is! Thirdly, it wasn't like you weren't trying to stifle your laughter!

Effin parents! Bitches.
sweet_tiff4prez
Jun. 15th, 2008 03:16 am (UTC)
hahah
bigstusexy
Jun. 15th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC)
Slip ups like that are mostly fun, except when you are either around a bunch of kids or people above you in your job.

Ha, how do they think they got the families that are in the resturant@
talkingpotato
Jun. 15th, 2008 08:44 am (UTC)
heheheheheheeh that had me laughing. Not sure why he didn't give you the mcchicken, I mean that's a hot cock isn't it?
zon14
Jun. 15th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
Oh my my my my. Amusing to no end.
operatic
Jun. 16th, 2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
*ha!* ;)
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