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As I was letting everyone out for the evening last night:

Floor Guy: Are you a mother?
Me: I have a cat.
Floor Guy: *deadpan exasperated look* Did it come OUT of you?
Me: Ha, no.
Floor Guy: Okay, then.

My ten hour lunchless shift wasn't nearly as bad as I anticipated - mainly because instead of doing $6K in sales like we usually do, we didn't break $3k - beautiful weather coupled with Mom's Day resulted in us being quite dead. I got irritated and started sending people home because they refused to DO anything (read: New Ash and Joey) and store-used some chocolate for the rest.

Bacci is very apparently bored and restless. She's driving me freaking nuts, parading back and forth on the keyboard, knocking random stuff off of the desk, poking her cold nose into my face, slamming the top of her head onto the back of my hand as I type. I think with the boys gone, she's a bit biped deprived. I finally broke out the treats in order to play her favorite game: Throw the Treat as Far as I Can Lob it So That Kitteh Can Chase.

Obama's a funny man.

I managed to get a blister on the bottom of my right foot. Weirdness.

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Seems like a whole lotta us have been experiencing insomia for various reasons. I feel your pain, I do. Hugs and warm sleepies will be sent your way.

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imnotbob
May. 11th, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
Oh, you so should have said "Yes, yes he did" or gone into a teary eyes monolouge about adoption.
sanguineroses
May. 11th, 2009 05:11 pm (UTC)
Floor Guy: Are you a mother?
Me: I have a cat.
Floor Guy: *deadpan exasperated look* Did it come OUT of you?


Me: What if I'd adopted?

:p Pfft.
machmed
May. 11th, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
Yes, insomnia--insomnia from hell for over four years now. In my case it's due to my adrenal glands making an excessive amount of cortisol late at night/early in the morning. It's nearly impossible to fix.

Likewise, I feel your pain as well.
talkingpotato
May. 12th, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
eheh something similar happened to me, a guy asked me if I was a mom and I said I had a dog and was looking forward to spending some quality time with her this mothers day urinating on bushes.

He just looked at me.

I mean...gaw!
bigstusexy
May. 12th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
Here is to hoping sleeping is getting better or going on right now. I don't know how it is with you and your wonderful roomies but I always feel better when I am the only one here. Its like... its like my comfort zone literally flows freely around the place. I don't feel like I have to keep everything close to me and that I can raom where I want to.

I think I need a book on cats because like many other species I don't get them. My furry friend will barge into my room when someone else comes to my door, look around then leave. Sometimes when I pet her she will look at me like I wasn't excused if I stop and other times she will growl if I do it too long. I do get the fact that I'm number 1 though if my mother is gone. Oh oh! the truly rare times she will come near me and Meow! Totally freaks me out if it happens once a year that too often but it happens and only one.
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