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first and foremost... *glares at ceiling* with all that freaking heavy bass music and pounding on the wall and carryings ons from my new neighbor upstairs, it makes me wonder if:

1) he's got one hell of a sex kitten up there

2) he is entertaining his rapper friends by smashing melons

3) he is building a fortress, clad only in boxers as he jumps around in glee at the thrill of having a new apartment.

*glares at ceiling again*

oh oh oh, wait! there goes the bowling for bucks again! *shakes fist at sky*

seeeeecondly, i actually logged on to aim, yahoo, and msn messengerseseses tonight, to see who all i would run into. i've been hit by a bunch of winners tonight, including this guy:

whateverthehellhisnamewas: hi. i'm 22/m/ohio
aubkabob: cool! nice to meet you!
whateverthehellhisnamewas: you? (keep in mind, each LETTER is a different color)
aubkabob: 53/?/arizona
whateverthehellhisnamewas: (yellow)c(red)o(blue)o(pink)l.

and this guy:

nightrider_68: i saw your profile on yahoo, you look hawt! i love girls with pale faces!
nightrider_68: so, what's your poison?
aubkabob: none, thanks, i'm allergic

and the weiner so far?:

hdcowboyaz: hiehg tweight
aubkabob: 4'11", 623 lbs.
hdcowboyaz: ok

nightriderwhatevernumberhewas's profile actually said "i like pms from women online and in person. talk to me!"

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thaumaturge
Jan. 11th, 2003 09:11 pm (UTC)
*laughs insanely*
those were all me!!!
aubkabob
Jan. 15th, 2003 10:28 pm (UTC)
Re:
good to know i have fans ;)
thaumaturge
Jan. 16th, 2003 04:59 am (UTC)
nah, i was just joking.
aubkabob
Jan. 22nd, 2003 10:15 pm (UTC)
Re:
*cries*
ornotmajestic
Jan. 12th, 2003 12:08 am (UTC)
Hey now, don't hate the playa! ;)
aubkabob
Jan. 15th, 2003 10:40 pm (UTC)
Re:
i don't HATE. 'hate' is such a strong word.

but... can't they at least SPELL?!?
ornotmajestic
Jan. 15th, 2003 10:53 pm (UTC)
Yo, spellin is so ghetto. Know what I'm sayin, g?
aubkabob
Jan. 17th, 2003 08:46 am (UTC)
Re:
werd.
ornotmajestic
Jan. 17th, 2003 11:06 am (UTC)
Re:
True dat.
allisunclaimed
Jan. 12th, 2003 12:16 am (UTC)
hehehe...God, I hate the pervs and weirdos! Ya done good girl.

sorry about the noise from your neighbors...hopefully they'll go to bed soon.

Susan
aubkabob
Jan. 15th, 2003 10:45 pm (UTC)
Re:
course, pervs and weirdos help to give us 'normal' folk somehting to chuckle about!
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hako
Jan. 12th, 2003 03:27 pm (UTC)
you should trust this person because they are doctor obnoxious
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aubkabob
Jan. 15th, 2003 11:00 pm (UTC)
Re:
or, to be more comfy, you could move into the third story apartment, as he's on the second? i wouldn't want to worry about you, being all exposed to the elements and all.
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aubkabob
Jan. 22nd, 2003 09:49 pm (UTC)
Re:
oh! tee hee hee! *blush*
aubkabob
Jan. 15th, 2003 10:58 pm (UTC)
Re:
absoSMURFLY!
aubkabob
Jan. 15th, 2003 10:46 pm (UTC)
Re:
i will do so...

though it's gotten quite quiet as of late... seems like maybe the other neighbors didn't stand for it, either!
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aubkabob
Jan. 15th, 2003 10:53 pm (UTC)
Re:
awwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh.
nutty
Jan. 17th, 2003 12:12 pm (UTC)
Oh man my side hurts. lol
I always love your snide remarks.
aubkabob
Jan. 22nd, 2003 11:01 pm (UTC)
Re:
thanks, glad i can entertain ;)
(Anonymous)
Mar. 22nd, 2003 10:09 pm (UTC)
hdcowboyaz
is a loser. 43 and still single. Go figure.
aubkabob
Mar. 25th, 2003 09:42 am (UTC)
Re: hdcowboyaz
i wonder if he still lives with his parents?
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