1) he's got one hell of a sex kitten up there
2) he is entertaining his rapper friends by smashing melons
3) he is building a fortress, clad only in boxers as he jumps around in glee at the thrill of having a new apartment.
*glares at ceiling again*
oh oh oh, wait! there goes the bowling for bucks again! *shakes fist at sky*
seeeeecondly, i actually logged on to aim, yahoo, and msn messengerseseses tonight, to see who all i would run into. i've been hit by a bunch of winners tonight, including this guy:
whateverthehellhisnamewas: hi. i'm 22/m/ohio
aubkabob: cool! nice to meet you!
whateverthehellhisnamewas: you? (keep in mind, each LETTER is a different color)
and this guy:
nightrider_68: i saw your profile on yahoo, you look hawt! i love girls with pale faces!
nightrider_68: so, what's your poison?
aubkabob: none, thanks, i'm allergic
and the weiner so far?:
hdcowboyaz: hiehg tweight
aubkabob: 4'11", 623 lbs.
nightriderwhatevernumberhewas's profile actually said "i like pms from women online and in person. talk to me!"