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i walked home from work last night, managed to shave about 5 min. off my time.

i walked to work today, shaving another 5 min. off my time. my coworkers said "wow!!! you look REFRESHED!!!!"

I told them "refreshed? it's sweat."

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my favorite call of the day:

a guy calls me and says "i want to redeem my certificate for a resort in may. due to an allergy i have, i MUST have a room with a balcony that faces the ocean."

right on that, sir.

*rolls eyes*

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aubkabob
Jan. 17th, 2003 08:40 am (UTC)
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lol - i NEVER wear shorts, other than around the house, and only wear longer skirts...
ornotmajestic
Jan. 15th, 2003 10:49 pm (UTC)
Just don't try shaving off time while shaving. Last time I did that, I shaved off about 5 yards of skin from my poor cheek. *winces*
aubkabob
Jan. 17th, 2003 08:45 am (UTC)
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mmmmmmmmmmmm.... meatay.
ornotmajestic
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:40 pm (UTC)
Now all I think about are those disturbing Chef Boyardee commercials from years ago...the one with that crazy looking kid who I always pictured as a serial murderer who ate his victims....well, now I picture him shaving me and eating me...piece by piece. OK, now i'm feeling seriously disturbed.
aubkabob
Feb. 10th, 2003 09:13 am (UTC)
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and this is something new?
ornotmajestic
Feb. 16th, 2003 01:40 am (UTC)
*points* Look everyone!! Aubrey made a funny!!! ;) Disturbing can be sexy, right? RIGHT? Is anyone listening? *places hands on hips*
aubkabob
Feb. 18th, 2003 09:45 pm (UTC)
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*stares*
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