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what it's like to be me, part II.

I come out of the bathroom. a coworker i've never spoken to comes out of the boys room at the same time. he gets the hugest grin on his face, and in the most chipperiest, loudest voice known to mankind before noon, says "well, hellOOO there! how are you doing today?!?" i glare at him and say "i need a nap."

he pauses for a second, the gigantos grin on his face, then bursts into resounding laughter, stating "wow! that is THEE most honest answer i think i've ever gotten to that question! i'm joining you on that one! ah ha ha ha ha!"

i pause to watch him go all the way down the hallway, gaffawing at my 'clever' remark the entire way. "ah ha ha.. need a nap.."

*sigh*

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gingerdc9
Aug. 21st, 2002 07:09 am (UTC)
I ABHOR the "good morning" nazis.
aubkabob
Aug. 21st, 2002 08:15 am (UTC)
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they should be shot at sunrise, when they're their chipperiest.
chappell
Aug. 21st, 2002 07:28 am (UTC)
LMAO

I always give people off the wall responses to the "how are you" question to see if they're paying attention. About 1-out-of-5 people catch it.

I should talk to your bathroom guy.
aubkabob
Aug. 21st, 2002 08:27 am (UTC)
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i think you should maim my bathroom guy.

i mean, i was looking at him askew, anyway, wondering who the hell he was, never having seen him before, let alone TALKED to him before, and wondering who the hell he THOUGHT he was, to pounce on me as i walked out of the bafroom like htat.
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nikkiegirl
Aug. 21st, 2002 07:52 am (UTC)
my poor poor aubkabob, being surrounded by eeeediots.
aubkabob
Aug. 21st, 2002 08:30 am (UTC)
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it's an interesting environment, at least.
imnotbob
Aug. 21st, 2002 07:57 am (UTC)
Its sad how easily some people are entertained, isn't it?
nikkiegirl
Aug. 21st, 2002 08:31 am (UTC)
you are friends w/ aubrey too? cool.
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sexyscholar
Aug. 21st, 2002 08:01 am (UTC)
"I'm surrounded by incompetence!"

He should go in the deep freeze, I must say...

:)
aubkabob
Aug. 21st, 2002 08:32 am (UTC)
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or maybe give him an afternoon shift, instead.
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mr_d_heart
Aug. 21st, 2002 08:26 am (UTC)
That is such a Dilbert thing to happen..
aubkabob
Aug. 21st, 2002 08:39 am (UTC)
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i work in a pod farm.

i have a pointy boobed boss.

i work with inDUHviduals.

i hear idiotic things spurted out on a daily basis.

i probably signed my soul away years ago.

i work at a place that DOES have accounting trolls.

i think i AM dilbert.
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forestdweller
Aug. 21st, 2002 09:21 am (UTC)
What a Git.



Why did I get an image of Tony Robbins (That motovational speaker with the big teeth) when reading that? eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
aubkabob
Aug. 21st, 2002 09:48 am (UTC)
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lmao!

maybe it WAS tony robbins.... with a receding hairline...
thomsirveaux
Aug. 21st, 2002 11:38 am (UTC)
Shall I mobilize the anvils?
aubkabob
Aug. 21st, 2002 11:59 am (UTC)
Re:
*nod*

and ready the fire hose.
73rdnight
Aug. 21st, 2002 09:48 pm (UTC)
so i believe you have already determined that he was in desperate need of a life?
aubkabob
Aug. 22nd, 2002 07:32 am (UTC)
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obviously.
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