I come out of the bathroom. a coworker i've never spoken to comes out of the boys room at the same time. he gets the hugest grin on his face, and in the most chipperiest, loudest voice known to mankind before noon, says "well, hellOOO there! how are you doing today?!?" i glare at him and say "i need a nap."
he pauses for a second, the gigantos grin on his face, then bursts into resounding laughter, stating "wow! that is THEE most honest answer i think i've ever gotten to that question! i'm joining you on that one! ah ha ha ha ha!"
i pause to watch him go all the way down the hallway, gaffawing at my 'clever' remark the entire way. "ah ha ha.. need a nap.."
*sigh*
he pauses for a second, the gigantos grin on his face, then bursts into resounding laughter, stating "wow! that is THEE most honest answer i think i've ever gotten to that question! i'm joining you on that one! ah ha ha ha ha!"
i pause to watch him go all the way down the hallway, gaffawing at my 'clever' remark the entire way. "ah ha ha.. need a nap.."
*sigh*
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I always give people off the wall responses to the "how are you" question to see if they're paying attention. About 1-out-of-5 people catch it.
I should talk to your bathroom guy.
i mean, i was looking at him askew, anyway, wondering who the hell he was, never having seen him before, let alone TALKED to him before, and wondering who the hell he THOUGHT he was, to pounce on me as i walked out of the bafroom like htat.
He should go in the deep freeze, I must say...
:)
i have a pointy boobed boss.
i work with inDUHviduals.
i hear idiotic things spurted out on a daily basis.
i probably signed my soul away years ago.
i work at a place that DOES have accounting trolls.
i think i AM dilbert.
Why did I get an image of Tony Robbins (That motovational speaker with the big teeth) when reading that? eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
maybe it WAS tony robbins.... with a receding hairline...
and ready the fire hose.