i have... you ready for this? drrruum rolllll, please.................. *thappitathappitathappitathunk*
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ACUTE SINUSITIS!!!! *the crowds go wild* *in big booming voice, she says...* "YES, ladies and gentlemen! it was just over a year ago that aubrey went under the KNIFE for extensive NASAL surgery to prevent her from EVER having SINUSITIS again, folks! and it lasted, not 10, not 5, not 3, but ONE YEAR! YES! ONLY ONE YEAR!"
naturally, i get busted by my boss as i'm typing this.
*gets back to work with her clouded mind* oh, and before i go, i was gracious enough to pull out in front of a bunch of cars and almost get myself killed. i was in the left-hand turn lane, the light turned green, i fwipped my left hand turn. arrow, schmarrow. who needs em. i just can't wait until i can think/speak again.
