a coworker was talking about how she drops her daughter off at school, and everyone asks if she's her big sister. i stated that when i was 17, and would ride the bus to school with my brother brosely who was 11 at the time, since we look NOTHING alike (me with dark, straight hair and dark eyes, him with naturally curly blonde hair and blue eyes), we were asked frequently if we were dating.
i stood up in my cubicle and raised my arm, pointing at the ceiling to help display my agitation at this, stating loudly "first of all, yes, i date 11 year olds.... and second of all, yes, he's my BROTHER."
another coworker walked by, and only heard that admonition, which warranted a dirty look as she bustled away.
nice to know that i'm the inbred pedofile of the company now.