so, i set a dentist appointment today, for wednesday at 1130. first time being to the dentist since jan of '95. *shudder* i'm frightened, please hold me.
i also have this to look forward to on TUESDAY:
"lie naked on this cold table and spread em, while my assistants and i stand around and talk while i shall thrust a cold metal instrument inside of your most sacred place, where we shall spread you open like a melon, and take scrapings with a sharp toothbrush before kneading your breasts like pizza dough after having our hands stored in the freezer, all done in a room the temperature of Siberia. We'll give you a tissue to cover yourself. Enjoy.
oh, and try to relax."
i also have this to look forward to on TUESDAY:
"lie naked on this cold table and spread em, while my assistants and i stand around and talk while i shall thrust a cold metal instrument inside of your most sacred place, where we shall spread you open like a melon, and take scrapings with a sharp toothbrush before kneading your breasts like pizza dough after having our hands stored in the freezer, all done in a room the temperature of Siberia. We'll give you a tissue to cover yourself. Enjoy.
oh, and try to relax."
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yup, MUCH more complicated and embarrassing than a simple "turn your head and cough" ;)
the most upsetting part of it for me is peeing in a cup.
what, it's hard!
yeah.
*stares*
it ended up not being as bad as i had expected, and much quicker.
oh, yes, THAT'S right, because she was going to just the scrapey test and send me home! no peeing in cups, no blood draws?!? what freaking kind of physical is THAT?!?!?
that ALWAYS sucks, so go ahead and say it sounds bad!!! ;)