i also have this to look forward to on TUESDAY:
"lie naked on this cold table and spread em, while my assistants and i stand around and talk while i shall thrust a cold metal instrument inside of your most sacred place, where we shall spread you open like a melon, and take scrapings with a sharp toothbrush before kneading your breasts like pizza dough after having our hands stored in the freezer, all done in a room the temperature of Siberia. We'll give you a tissue to cover yourself. Enjoy.
oh, and try to relax."