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so, i set a dentist appointment today, for wednesday at 1130. first time being to the dentist since jan of '95. *shudder* i'm frightened, please hold me.

i also have this to look forward to on TUESDAY:

"lie naked on this cold table and spread em, while my assistants and i stand around and talk while i shall thrust a cold metal instrument inside of your most sacred place, where we shall spread you open like a melon, and take scrapings with a sharp toothbrush before kneading your breasts like pizza dough after having our hands stored in the freezer, all done in a room the temperature of Siberia. We'll give you a tissue to cover yourself. Enjoy.



oh, and try to relax."

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way2tired
Feb. 21st, 2003 08:50 pm (UTC)
You know, I sat with my wife while she was preggers with our child when they did that to her. I couldn't believe that's how its done. I was like DAMN doesn't that hurt??

aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 01:58 pm (UTC)
Re:
lol..

yup, MUCH more complicated and embarrassing than a simple "turn your head and cough" ;)
bitchtransformr
Feb. 22nd, 2003 12:23 am (UTC)
oh, it's not that bad.

the most upsetting part of it for me is peeing in a cup.

what, it's hard!
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 02:00 pm (UTC)
Re:
yes, it IS hard!!! we have nothing to aim with!!! it's done by an entire "shoot and hope" thing!
ornotmajestic
Feb. 22nd, 2003 12:42 am (UTC)
Oh c'mon!! It's just like sex...except with cold, sharp metallic objects while people are watching....not that I'd know! Why are you staring at me?
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 02:01 pm (UTC)
Re:
um.

yeah.

*stares*
dreaxo
Feb. 23rd, 2003 08:27 am (UTC)
all I have to say is:
EEK!
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 02:05 pm (UTC)
Re: all I have to say is:
lol

it ended up not being as bad as i had expected, and much quicker.

oh, yes, THAT'S right, because she was going to just the scrapey test and send me home! no peeing in cups, no blood draws?!? what freaking kind of physical is THAT?!?!?
baryon
Feb. 23rd, 2003 11:43 pm (UTC)
Suddenly, having a doctor poke his finger up my butt and dig around doesn't sound so bad, now that it has been put in perspective.
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 02:13 pm (UTC)
Re:
lol!!

that ALWAYS sucks, so go ahead and say it sounds bad!!! ;)
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