Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo

nothing like the prospect of your yearly physical to cheer you up...

so, i set a dentist appointment today, for wednesday at 1130. first time being to the dentist since jan of '95. *shudder* i'm frightened, please hold me.

i also have this to look forward to on TUESDAY:

"lie naked on this cold table and spread em, while my assistants and i stand around and talk while i shall thrust a cold metal instrument inside of your most sacred place, where we shall spread you open like a melon, and take scrapings with a sharp toothbrush before kneading your breasts like pizza dough after having our hands stored in the freezer, all done in a room the temperature of Siberia. We'll give you a tissue to cover yourself. Enjoy.

oh, and try to relax."

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