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ocean's twelve? sixteen? four? ELEVEN!!!

is it just me, or does julia roberts walk funny?

*shakes head to clear thoughts*

where was i? why am i stopping in here? oh, yes, yes *nods* to share the glee of my dentist-o-doom. (the world just doesn't use the words "doom" and "goo" enough in their sentences, is my personal thought..).. i go in... i sit through painful x-rays that felt like helga (i'll call her that, she spoke even LESS engrish than my dentist, which isn't saying much, and she had a thiiiick slovic accent?) was trying to carve her initials into the meaty flesh under my tongue, then sat in the Chair-o-Terror for over a half hour whilst they negotiated with my insurance company. then came the bill. $131 freaking bucks for stuff that is SUPPOSED to be covered by Humana. fine, i say, just clean me up!!! out comes the various hooks and pokey prods and other torture devices. the scraping begins, the wincing and eye-tearing continues, as i watch him wiping the BLOOD OUT FROM BETWEEN MY TEETH. that didn't horrify me as much as when he flipped the hook around to use the other razor sharp side, I SAW MY MEATY FLESH DANGLING FROM THE HOOK. okay, FINE, it wasnt meaty flesh. and there certainly wasn't any dangling involved. but it WAS bloody. so all i could do as he scraped and scratched away with the other end was stare in horror at the bloody hook. when he sits me up, i see exactly HOW many gauze squares he sucked my blood up with. i pay with my credit card, and leave, stomping back to work to wave my bill furiously under my HR Director's nose.

my teeth are clean, for the first time in 8 years, barring the usual brushings and flossings. i'm not a floss-o-holic, but i do feel that i floss more than the average bear. looking into my rearview mirror in the jeep, i was convinced that my gums would be a bloody, pulsating mass of goo, and, barring the dried BLOOD in spots between my teeth, they looked fairly good.

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soulfly1974
Feb. 26th, 2003 10:07 pm (UTC)
$131 for a dental cleaning??? Holy Jeebus! what, did they replaced teeth or something???
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 08:29 pm (UTC)
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freaking wish he HAD for that price! *grimaces*

*(&@#*@($@#@()$*% stupid hr department, anyhow!

and i got a bill tonight from my sinus surgery that i had back in 11/01 that my last medical place was sposed to cover for TWENTY SEVEN FREAKING HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!?

are they TRYING to give me an aneurism?!?!
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aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 08:31 pm (UTC)
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lol - i'll PASS on the needle thing!! back when i was a teen, i got 3 teeth filled w/o any pain meds because i was too afraid of the needle!!

lol - that's my biggest claim to buff-dom!
blooduponroses
Feb. 26th, 2003 11:05 pm (UTC)
I promise you it won't be anywhere near as bad next time. Just be glad you didn't have any cavaties after all that time!

Don't think I could have a more appropriate icon for this entry than this one :x
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 08:33 pm (UTC)
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lmao!!! that icon IS quite fitting, i do believe!!!

i am quite thankful that i don't have any. i see what i thought were beginnings of ones, but he didn't say anything about them, just said that i looked wonderful *fluffs hair*.. oh.. heh.. yeah, my teeth looked wonderful *whistles*
talkingpotato
Feb. 27th, 2003 12:35 am (UTC)
eeeeeeech
Awww *hands her a teething ring* This will make it all better!
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 08:42 pm (UTC)
Re: eeeeeeech
danke!!! *sucks*
talkingpotato
Feb. 27th, 2003 10:51 pm (UTC)
Re: eeeeeeech
and it's only slightly used!
ex_dogmeat720
Feb. 27th, 2003 05:38 am (UTC)
And this is why rarely go to the dentist. :|
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 07:23 am (UTC)
PUSSTOLIO!!!!!

you got the episode, i presume?
aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 08:55 pm (UTC)
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well, i figured that once every 8 years was a good time frame ;)
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aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 08:19 am (UTC)
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yes.

he said that considering i hadn't been to the dentist in over 8 years, that my teeth look remarkably well.

*puffs up with pride*
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aubkabob
Feb. 27th, 2003 09:07 pm (UTC)
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it's truly amazing, it is, seeing as my mom's teeth were so bad she got dentures at age 19, and my dad's enamel on the front of all his teeth wore right off by the time i was born...
baryon
Mar. 2nd, 2003 01:41 am (UTC)
Stay away from the Company O candy :)
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