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what it's like to be me, part IV.

when i worked at Wal*mart, way back in the day, i was going through a phase where i would do my bestest to find the good in EVERYONE, no matter what. there was this veteran that came in to just hang out and roam the aisles. i think his name was joe. so, i sat with joe a few times and talked about his past with him, and discovered he had been through a lot (as if hanging out at a wal*mart on a daily basis wasn't sign enough). due to my kindness, joe was my new best friend. he would hunt me down whenever he was there to tell me how pretty i looked that day, or ask me how i had been doing. it got creepier from there, but i tried to maintain my happy outlook on life.

one day, he called me over as he was sitting in the food court. i sat across from him. he complimented me on my fingernail polish, and asked for my hand for a second, so he could take a closer look at it. he pulled my hand closer to his face, gave me a wicked grin and *schlupp!* two of my finger tips go RIGHT into his mouth, as he suckles them happily.

I sit there, arm extended, frozen in horror. i finally caught up with what happened, snagged my hand back, looked at him aghast as if he had just stomped on my favorite puppy, and left immediately to scour my hands. from then on, whenever 'joe' came in, i would avoid him like the plague.

i now am careful who i am nice to.

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chappell
Aug. 22nd, 2002 12:54 pm (UTC)
Whew!

Man! I came | | that close to sucking your fingers. Glad I didn't!
aubkabob
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:20 pm (UTC)
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*shudder* i'm still traumatized.
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imnotbob
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:08 pm (UTC)
Well, there went his fantasy ;)
aubkabob
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:27 pm (UTC)
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*violent shudder*
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agreva3
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:12 pm (UTC)
That's what you get for playing with old men, hehehe
aubkabob
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:28 pm (UTC)
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double ew.
groovysegue
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:40 pm (UTC)
OMG! I would have been just like you--frozen in horror. I meran, who saw THAT coming???

That reminds me of the guy who roamed the park that me and my friends used to hang out at back in highschool who would befriend all the girls and offer them "footrubs". We were all young and naive and had never heard the term "footfetish". We just thought we had found one hell of a patsy who would rub our feet for us. One day I told my boyfriend and he came unglued. When he explained WHY, I was so grossed out I never went to that park again.

I have never let a stranger rub my feet since then. DOH!
aubkabob
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:49 pm (UTC)
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lmao.. that reminds me of the discussion between john travolta and samuel jackson in pulp fiction...
mikewelch
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:41 pm (UTC)
Wow. It's actually a good thing you mentioned that prior to us meeting at some point. That could have been pretty awkward. Thing is, I don't really enjoy fingers that much, but...
aubkabob
Aug. 22nd, 2002 01:48 pm (UTC)
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*giggles like a school girl*
sexyscholar
Aug. 22nd, 2002 02:06 pm (UTC)
Ew.


Ew.


Ew.


*dies*
aubkabob
Aug. 22nd, 2002 02:23 pm (UTC)
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just think of how...warm...and...slimy... my fingers felt at the time...
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tenaciousg
Aug. 22nd, 2002 04:59 pm (UTC)
another brilliant plan, down the drain.
things to do:

37. Suck on 2 or more of aubkabob's fingers
aubkabob
Aug. 23rd, 2002 12:55 pm (UTC)
Re: another brilliant plan, down the drain.
lmao!!!

i think the toes come next.
talkingpotato
Aug. 22nd, 2002 05:07 pm (UTC)
Yuck!
that's so nasty!
What is it with these freako men sucking on things?
they should have a pacifier and leave girls alone..
aubkabob
Aug. 23rd, 2002 12:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Yuck!
*serious nod*
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