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Said had sent this out to everyone awhile ago, and i had wanted to post it, but had spaced it off. he wrote this in a select reply all in response to an email for yet more monitoring of different things...

"How about some forms of electronic monitoring? Electronic monitoring would restrict your employees to certain locations at certain times of the day. This form of monitoring usually involves strapping a tamper-resistant, waterproof transmitter bracelet to the employee's wrist or ankle. There are a few ways in which such transmitters can be used. One way is to enforce access restrictions by placing receivers in areas the employee is not supposed to go so often- bathroom; cafeteria; etc. If these receivers detect a forbidden transmitter, they alert the team lead, the manager and the director, and possibly the person or people whose access is supposed to be restricted. Alternately, the transmitter can be used by placing receivers in areas the employee is supposed to be, such as the off employee's cubicle; cars; bathrooms. If the employee wanders too far, the receiver sounds an alarm. Sounds really professional and it will definitely coordinate our breaks."

i already miss some of my coworkers. *sadness*

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ex_lines
Apr. 2nd, 2003 07:13 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'll still be around to cause trouble.

After all, when Vacan Stairs puts out it's first CD, I have to have one.
ex_lines
Apr. 2nd, 2003 07:15 pm (UTC)
Vancant* Sorry. I blame that person over there for my typo.
aubkabob
Apr. 2nd, 2003 07:58 pm (UTC)
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good to know ;)
ex_dogmeat720
Apr. 3rd, 2003 04:21 am (UTC)
That's just a shitty suggestion. What if you really have to poop and you're over your 'quota'?
aubkabob
Apr. 3rd, 2003 08:46 pm (UTC)
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ha.

sort of related.. have you ever... deficated.. and wondered how a log that size ever took up residency in your body?!?

poo is really an amazing thing.

...

nevermind. i'm so tired, i can't see straight.
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