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so.

tired.

*drooool*

....

....

long day at work. so. this is what they mean by monotonous job?!? as if i hadn't known. i feel like i'm part of a horrible science experiment, in sitting everyone in tiny cubes, spaced exactly so far from each other, for long periods of time, and mark every second they're anywhere other than in that very spot in the building.

i remarked to a guy behind me that i felt as if i stood up and tried walking somewhere, that they would have a sniper cap my ass.

yeeeeah.

so.

during my last break, i went to see if i had any cash in the jeep... and as i'm shutting the door, i see my keys in the driver's seat.. the door shuts in slow motion, as i jut my hand out and in a deep slo mo voice yell... "nooooooooo -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo-o-o-oo-o-o-" SLAM.

*heavy sigh*

i can see my keys. i wave to them. "hi, keys," i say. i haven't LOST my keys, they're right there?!? see?!? SEE?!? *CACKLE*

so, i call nutty, cuz she has my spare. she says she'll be there about a quarter after 7.. so i stand there... she wasn't late, really, but standing there.. by myself.. in a bad neighborhood... with NO one else around (nice of all my coworkers to not even give me a cursory "um. you locked out? you need help?" pfeh on them.), but i started thinking "okay. it's only a bit more than an hour walk home. no problem. who cares if it's central phoenix in an industrial area?!? i can do it." then it clicks:

my APARTMENT key is on the same keyring that lies in my front seat. if i walk home, what am i going to do?!? sleep on my doorstep?!? in the covered parking spot where my jeep usually sits?!? i go back to the window and wave sadly at them. i try to talk them into unlocking the door and letting me in.

it doesn't work.

*sigh*

but dearest nut butter showed, i got my key, drove and picked up some chinese take out...

and here i am.

*drooooool*

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colonelpanic
Apr. 3rd, 2003 09:34 pm (UTC)
Bummer about your keys, but ask yourself "What would Journey Do?"
I hereby add you to my friends list. Its an exclusive club of ne'er do wells who just_ want_to_rock. Business up front, party in the back, and I'm Peter Graves.

Meanwhile, meditate on this: "Do I love to move? Do I love to groove? Do I love the lovin things?" and I think you'll find gravity obeys from thence on.

-CP
aubkabob
Apr. 5th, 2003 04:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Bummer about your keys, but ask yourself "What would Journey Do?"
hee hee. just want to rock. i AM rock! ha! take THAT!

er, something.

and gravity is highly overrated.
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aubkabob
Apr. 5th, 2003 04:26 pm (UTC)
Re:
it's in collections.

i call people all day and harrass them for money they owe for their Providian visa or mastercard.
baryon
Apr. 3rd, 2003 09:43 pm (UTC)
At least your keys just stayed where they were. Most keys would have driven the car off the parking lot without you. Never trust keys.
aubkabob
Apr. 5th, 2003 04:30 pm (UTC)
Re:
that would have been tragic.
xcyanx
Apr. 3rd, 2003 10:16 pm (UTC)
mmmmmm......chinese food.
aubkabob
Apr. 5th, 2003 04:41 pm (UTC)
Re:
i have been eating WAY too much of it lately, and i crave it all the time.

i was the same way last month with mexican food, so i spose it's just a matter of time before i get horridly sick of it!
xcyanx
Apr. 5th, 2003 05:49 pm (UTC)
omg!
Me too! I had chinese food like three times this week!
aubkabob
Apr. 6th, 2003 12:36 pm (UTC)
Re: omg!
and i wonder why i put on 5 lbs in the last two weeks?

GEE, I DUNNO....
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aubkabob
Apr. 5th, 2003 11:25 pm (UTC)
Re:
what kind of jeep do you have?

and thank you for gracing myself with your wonderful presence!! :D
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aubkabob
Apr. 6th, 2003 01:02 pm (UTC)
Re:
mine's a 99 cherokee sport, sky blue metallic in color!

i loooooooooooooooooooove it so very much. i don't think i've ever been so in love with a car that i have.

it's just the car payments that are getting me!!

and his name is Tristan.
dreaxo
Apr. 4th, 2003 06:22 am (UTC)
You need to get friendlier keys.
aubkabob
Apr. 5th, 2003 11:25 pm (UTC)
Re:
yes.

maybe a buddy system goin on or somethin.
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