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the agony... the humanity of it all...

i looooooove it when i wake up at 630 ay freaking em, naturally, on a saturday morning, and can't get back to sleep.

i looooooove it even more, when you wake up feeling like you're about to give birth to an 8 lb. cactus. not the one with the little spines, either. oh, no. the one you are about to push through your birth canal has the spines the size of my middle finger, and they have already embedded themselves into my uterus walls.

*wimper*

let's see if i can accomplish something more today than i did yesterday, hm?!? even if i just pick my nose and stare at the walls, i would accomplish more.

i need coffee.

***addendum, an hour later****

i put one of those heated pads thingies across my lower midsection. the heat is now radiating, sending it's warm little hugs throughout my lower tummy walls.

so far, the uterus is appeased.

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cherub_bunny
Apr. 12th, 2003 08:39 am (UTC)
ow...
sorry about that. i feel your pain. *hits heart with fist 2 times then gives peace sign* :)
aubkabob
Apr. 12th, 2003 08:56 am (UTC)
Re: ow...
that is a wonderfully wonderful icon.
cherub_bunny
Apr. 12th, 2003 09:06 am (UTC)
Re: ow...
which one did i use? i can't remember. :)
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xcyanx
Apr. 12th, 2003 11:01 am (UTC)
::removes finger from nose:: SHIT! You still have that camera in my room?!
aubkabob
Jun. 9th, 2003 10:09 pm (UTC)
who knew?

technology is EVERYWHERE.
aubkabob
Apr. 13th, 2009 07:04 am (UTC)
Six years ago today!!
talkingpotato
Apr. 12th, 2003 03:56 pm (UTC)
:-(
Jaddziadax and I say "It's like having a sinus infection in your pants!"
;-)
jaddziadax
Apr. 12th, 2003 07:45 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
yes your sinus infection discription is very accurate, with all the pain pressure and runny drainage... I have also been known to say it feels like the alien is trying to claw its way out.... about to give birth to a cactus..... thats an accurate description too........

hmmmn... I usually take lots of IB profin and eat something.... that is my "cure for everything" though.... (well it works for me)
talkingpotato
Apr. 12th, 2003 09:29 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
Vomiting always works for me.
Dunno why.
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG *slosh*
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aubkabob
Jun. 11th, 2003 04:10 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
sinus infection in your pants. that's a freakigng GENIOUS description of what goes on there!! i can't beleive i never thought of it!!!
aubkabob
Jun. 10th, 2003 03:02 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
all i can say is 'ew'.

and 'perfect analogy!'
talkingpotato
Jun. 10th, 2003 05:25 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
too bad they don't have a decongestant for your pants LOL
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aubkabob
Apr. 13th, 2009 07:06 am (UTC)
Re: :-(
Six years to the day that this post was made! I'll never know why I didn't steal this phrase and make it my own!

I'll be thinking of it lots in a day or two, mark my words!!
Re: :-( - talkingpotato - May. 4th, 2009 12:15 am (UTC) - Expand
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aubkabob
Jun. 11th, 2003 04:11 pm (UTC)
yes. and still, it comes back every single flipping month.

feh.
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