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the agony... the humanity of it all...

i looooooove it when i wake up at 630 ay freaking em, naturally, on a saturday morning, and can't get back to sleep.

i looooooove it even more, when you wake up feeling like you're about to give birth to an 8 lb. cactus. not the one with the little spines, either. oh, no. the one you are about to push through your birth canal has the spines the size of my middle finger, and they have already embedded themselves into my uterus walls.

*wimper*

let's see if i can accomplish something more today than i did yesterday, hm?!? even if i just pick my nose and stare at the walls, i would accomplish more.

i need coffee.

***addendum, an hour later****

i put one of those heated pads thingies across my lower midsection. the heat is now radiating, sending it's warm little hugs throughout my lower tummy walls.

so far, the uterus is appeased.

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talkingpotato
May. 4th, 2009 12:15 am (UTC)
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LOL yeah ugh..I hate that time. Especially because it's typically cold and raining when I get it. So much fun to do the trek to work with all that.

Btw, I said that, not Jaddziadax, that joke was MINE MINE MINE! ;)
She stole all my best one liners...that's why we aren't friends..*jk*
aubkabob
May. 4th, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
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I generally have a looong day of work ahead of me with lots of physical labor! Cripes! In fact, I had nine days off for my vacation and my stupid uterus made sure it was LATE just so that I could have my crampy day the first day back to work!
talkingpotato
May. 4th, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)
Re: :-(
How thoughtful of your uterus LOL does it also remember the anniversary of your happy times together that began when you were a budding youngin? AHAH
aubkabob
May. 4th, 2009 01:10 am (UTC)
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Hee hee. I remember that I started before ANY of my peers (between the 5th and 6th grade) and that I would wake up in the middle of the night with SEVERE charlie horses in my legs the day before I would start.

Weird.
talkingpotato
May. 4th, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)
Re: :-(
that is odd, I used to have such terrible cramps and uh..really messy periods. I remembered the day when I stained my white jeans, went to the mall and no one farking told me until I got home.
I thought family was for telling you "hey your rag wasnt thick enough and you stained your pants!"
aubkabob
May. 4th, 2009 01:23 am (UTC)
Re: :-(
NO FREAKING DOUBT. Thankfully *knock on wood* I only had one incident like that, in the final period (pun not totally intended) in school. And also thankfully, it wasn't noticeable as long as I stood like I had a rod up my rear.
talkingpotato
May. 4th, 2009 03:55 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
I grew out of the Great Flood age. Thank goodness.

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