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the agony... the humanity of it all...

i looooooove it when i wake up at 630 ay freaking em, naturally, on a saturday morning, and can't get back to sleep.

i looooooove it even more, when you wake up feeling like you're about to give birth to an 8 lb. cactus. not the one with the little spines, either. oh, no. the one you are about to push through your birth canal has the spines the size of my middle finger, and they have already embedded themselves into my uterus walls.

*wimper*

let's see if i can accomplish something more today than i did yesterday, hm?!? even if i just pick my nose and stare at the walls, i would accomplish more.

i need coffee.

***addendum, an hour later****

i put one of those heated pads thingies across my lower midsection. the heat is now radiating, sending it's warm little hugs throughout my lower tummy walls.

so far, the uterus is appeased.

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talkingpotato
Apr. 12th, 2003 03:56 pm (UTC)
:-(
Jaddziadax and I say "It's like having a sinus infection in your pants!"
;-)
jaddziadax
Apr. 12th, 2003 07:45 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
yes your sinus infection discription is very accurate, with all the pain pressure and runny drainage... I have also been known to say it feels like the alien is trying to claw its way out.... about to give birth to a cactus..... thats an accurate description too........

hmmmn... I usually take lots of IB profin and eat something.... that is my "cure for everything" though.... (well it works for me)
talkingpotato
Apr. 12th, 2003 09:29 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
Vomiting always works for me.
Dunno why.
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG *slosh*
aubkabob
Jun. 11th, 2003 04:10 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
i've never been a big vomiter, dunno why.
talkingpotato
Jun. 11th, 2003 05:00 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
you are really missing out :-P
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aubkabob
Jun. 11th, 2003 04:10 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
sinus infection in your pants. that's a freakigng GENIOUS description of what goes on there!! i can't beleive i never thought of it!!!
aubkabob
Jun. 10th, 2003 03:02 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
all i can say is 'ew'.

and 'perfect analogy!'
talkingpotato
Jun. 10th, 2003 05:25 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
too bad they don't have a decongestant for your pants LOL
aubkabob
Jun. 28th, 2003 01:09 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
BAH HA HA HA HA HA!
aubkabob
Jun. 28th, 2003 01:09 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
just as long as they didn't come in suppository form!
talkingpotato
Jun. 28th, 2003 01:34 pm (UTC)
Re: :-(
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAH EWWWWW LOLOL! this is too much especially since I really need one..
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aubkabob
Apr. 13th, 2009 07:06 am (UTC)
Re: :-(
Six years to the day that this post was made! I'll never know why I didn't steal this phrase and make it my own!

I'll be thinking of it lots in a day or two, mark my words!!
talkingpotato
May. 4th, 2009 12:15 am (UTC)
Re: :-(
LOL yeah ugh..I hate that time. Especially because it's typically cold and raining when I get it. So much fun to do the trek to work with all that.

Btw, I said that, not Jaddziadax, that joke was MINE MINE MINE! ;)
She stole all my best one liners...that's why we aren't friends..*jk*
aubkabob
May. 4th, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
Re: :-(
I generally have a looong day of work ahead of me with lots of physical labor! Cripes! In fact, I had nine days off for my vacation and my stupid uterus made sure it was LATE just so that I could have my crampy day the first day back to work!
talkingpotato
May. 4th, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)
Re: :-(
How thoughtful of your uterus LOL does it also remember the anniversary of your happy times together that began when you were a budding youngin? AHAH
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