at open mic last tuesday, i wasn't going to sing, because there was over THREE TIMES the amount of people that are normally there.
my bro went and signed me up, anyway.
so. i'm sitting on the stage, my voice is cracking and such. people are staring at me.
and my freaking left hand just falls off my guitar.
not only does it fall off the fretboard for no reason, but it twangs every string on its way off.
not only did it twang the strings and fall off the fretboard, it fell to my side completely for a second, almost like it has narcolepsy.
and during that second, i looked down at it, all confused. mid song. after letting out a 'wooop?'. it was like "will you never cease to beeeewwoooop?'
thank you. thank you. *bows*