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i think i've eaten my weight in popcicles today, trying to keep cool.

that, coupled with the zillions of gallons of water i've drank and the fact that it's day 2 1/2 of my period...

... i'm bloated like a dead pig.

i can almost feel my stomach sway baaack and forth, baaaack and forth, with every step i take.

mom remarked to me that it's MUCH hotter in phoenix, and how i could handle 110 degree weather fine.

i said, 'yes, mom, but in arizona, AIR CONDITIONING IS A LAW. IT IS A RIGHT.'

if you have a/c here, you are almost treated as a respected and revered member of society.

i'm so very hot and so very brain dead because of it, and i waaant to take a shower, but i'm afraid i'm going to melt down the drain if i do. and i know that the result will still be the same when i climb out.

*sigh*

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faetal
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:40 pm (UTC)
i like to sit with a fan blowing directly at me while spraying myself with water from a spray bottle+ iced tea + going to the pool in a bit

summers not bad if you are creative, flexible, and can cover yourself in ice if necessary

who needs ac? not silly minimum wage workers like me

dont worry, i'm melting under my clothes, i'm just pretending i'm not.

give 3 hand jobs at $15 each and buy a swimsuit and some gas for your jeep and come join us
aubkabob
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:57 pm (UTC)
LMFAO!!
faetal
Jun. 6th, 2003 08:58 pm (UTC)
Re:
why are you not hanigng out with me and my friend bobbie right now?! huh?
she likes to.... um.. (insert random hobbie here) and sometimes even (insert activity of unknown genre here)

we love friends
aubkabob
Jun. 16th, 2003 06:56 pm (UTC)
because... because when it's a million deegreeez, and i've been sitting in my own filthy smelly sweat all day, i want to take a shower before i go anywhere, and until about 11 pm, and even then, our bathroom is still the most gawd awful room ever created, with all the heat and stickiness and sweatiness in there.

wah.

wah.
nothinganything
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:47 pm (UTC)
just take my post on the weather here as a reply to your post :)
aubkabob
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:57 pm (UTC)
JERK.
nothinganything
Jun. 6th, 2003 06:38 pm (UTC)
Re:
bat channel!
seiichirou
Jun. 6th, 2003 06:25 pm (UTC)
Love your icon... "And I like to eat shit!"
aubkabob
Jun. 16th, 2003 06:58 pm (UTC)
lmao! and which icon was that?!?

glad to see you back, though!! :D
seiichirou
Jun. 17th, 2003 08:29 am (UTC)
Re:
The one where God is mocking the Devil... but I can't remember what comic it's from, even though I used to read it all the time... Sinfest! Yeah! Love that comic, or at least, I used to... I need to catch up on like a year of back reading... :x

THanks. :D
aubkabob
Jun. 28th, 2003 12:33 pm (UTC)
Re:
i'm a sinfest whore...

...it's one of the many comics i get sent to me daily :)
chappell
Jun. 6th, 2003 07:02 pm (UTC)
No ... air conditioning??

WTF??
aubkabob
Jun. 16th, 2003 07:12 pm (UTC)
yes.

i thought i was going to die.
chappell
Jun. 16th, 2003 07:16 pm (UTC)
Re:
You know what I said about coming up there to see you?

Forget it! :-P
aubkabob
Jun. 19th, 2003 02:22 pm (UTC)
Re:
*sputters*
chappell
Jun. 19th, 2003 02:27 pm (UTC)
Re:
It's more the sweat than the sputtering.
(Deleted comment)
aubkabob
Jun. 6th, 2003 10:44 pm (UTC)
99, plus humidity.
secret_ninja
Jun. 6th, 2003 09:05 pm (UTC)
I have a/c :)
aubkabob
Jun. 16th, 2003 07:43 pm (UTC)
yes, you do! and it works so very well!! :D
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