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pride was funnish yesterday :) it was a lot more fun after i replaced every cell of water in my body with beer. course, no matter HOW much i drank, it couldn't even BEGIN to match the drunkenness of brosley!

there was a booth where you could buy stickers with words on it, so i decided to mix and match. so, in BRIGHT NEON COLORS, on my stomach, i was walking around with

SINGLE
FEISTY
BABY
DYKE


which i thought was pretty clever, in my inebriated state. i got lots of.. odd... looks. one VERY tall, EXTREMELY frightening woman said to me when i was walking around looking for the people i came with (i was aw awone.), in a very deep voice "siiiiiingle, huuuuuuuuh? what's yoooooour name?!? iiiiii'm danielllllle!"

later on, in the beer tents, after finding my brother, this.. woman? came up to me.. she was the biggest, buffest thing that i have ever seen in my life. her guns would literally put Ahnold's to shame! gave me a dirty look, and said "i'm single. i'm taking your sticker." and ripped it off me. her cutesy little friend in a strawbery shortcake hoody said "*giggle* and i'm a baby dyke! *riiiiip*"

i felt so... violated. i knew exactly how cinderella felt when her step sisters discovered the pearls and the bows on her dress and just started ravaging her.

*sniffle*

so then i was just plain feisty.

but i wasn't about to do a thing, because Ahnolda would have twisted me up and used me to clean her ears.

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talkingpotato
Jun. 15th, 2003 03:10 pm (UTC)
LOL
Looks like we were both manhandled by women yesterday (does that make it womanhandled?).. though you would think after being feisty enough to take your other stickers, they would have taken feisty too :-P
aubkabob
Jun. 28th, 2003 01:26 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
ha! @ womanhandled!

that was MY opinion on the matter! and afterwards, i didn't FEEL very feisty.
ex_dogmeat720
Jun. 15th, 2003 03:18 pm (UTC)
Goodness me. :)
aubkabob
Jun. 23rd, 2003 01:31 am (UTC)
Re:
yup. barrel o laughs, it twas.

cept the mind stabbing headache.
ruthyriot
Jun. 15th, 2003 06:58 pm (UTC)
lmFao
aubkabob
Jun. 27th, 2003 02:54 pm (UTC)
Re:
thank ya, thank ya.

i'll be here all week!

kaBam!
ktseether
Jun. 15th, 2003 07:04 pm (UTC)
GEEZ. Pushy dykes are the WORST!

Ms. Ahnolda Snatcherstein and Rippy McRipperton need to learn MANNERS. Or, womanners. Whatever.
aubkabob
Jun. 23rd, 2003 11:59 pm (UTC)
Re:
i laughed for approximately one half hour over this.

*wipes tears from eyes*

thank you.

i hath loosed my bladder because of YOU now ;D

i read it to my mother, and she got a kick out of it, too ;)
bitchtransformr
Jun. 15th, 2003 09:28 pm (UTC)
FEISTY!

Yes but were you a feisty pumpkin?

I need a feisty sticker...
aubkabob
Jun. 28th, 2003 12:25 pm (UTC)
Re:
i was a feisty... headachy drunk, i was.
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aubkabob
Jun. 23rd, 2003 01:27 am (UTC)
Re:
yes! i agree! i don't think that it's used enough in today's society!
silverwraith
Jun. 16th, 2003 07:27 pm (UTC)
pointless reply of the week
Ahnolda...*mad giggles* The Terminatoresse? *cackle*
aubkabob
Jun. 28th, 2003 12:51 pm (UTC)
Re: pointless reply of the week
no, actually, it was Conana.
silverwraith
Jun. 28th, 2003 01:40 pm (UTC)
Re: pointless reply of the week
Conana the Barbarianette.
aubkabob
Jul. 2nd, 2003 10:38 pm (UTC)
Re: pointless reply of the week
zakkly.
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