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hammers, and knifes, and GE's, OH MY!

so, another thing that i need to get used to about not living alone, is that things are not kept where iiiii would normally keep them. i was quite surprised this morning, when i had opened the freezer, and a KNIFE jumped out at me.

*rustling around in freezer*
ME: aha, this is what i need!
*starts to pull bag out, but what's this? it's CAUGHT on something!*
*yanks bag*
*sharp knife comes flying out, handle first, before it catches on something else and flips around and sticks out point first, to fling itself at my feet*
Me: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

another case in point would be the Family Hammer. someone needed to pound something one day, and asked mom if she had one. she got quite chipper about the fact that she DID in fact have a hammer.

Mom: ooh yes! it's in the fridge!

*blink*

so, apparantly, i've been keeping all of MY possessions in the wrong place. it's good that i came home, so that i may be learned in such topics before i go out to the big scary world.

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aditu
Jun. 28th, 2003 12:13 pm (UTC)
Uhm, okay. Did she care to explain why she keeps her tools and utensils in the refridgerator?
aubkabob
Jun. 30th, 2003 10:49 pm (UTC)
Re:
absolutely not.

when questioned, she just replies 'oh, i dunno.'
sexyscholar
Jun. 28th, 2003 01:56 pm (UTC)
What's the big deal?

I keep my bread in the trunk of my car.

(wtf?)
aubkabob
Jul. 2nd, 2003 10:42 pm (UTC)
Re:
eesh.

sorry.

you and mom should form a club :)

or write a book, so us underinformed folk can figure out what the hell to DO with all this extra stuff lying around!!
sexyscholar
Jul. 3rd, 2003 12:46 am (UTC)
Re:
hehe...

The bread keeps so well, I think I'm going to start putting my eggs in there too. :p

Did you mom ever explain WHY she keeps her tools in the fridge?
aubkabob
Jul. 3rd, 2003 11:41 am (UTC)
Re:
course not! the best i can get is 'oh, i must have left it in there.'
talkingpotato
Jun. 28th, 2003 04:02 pm (UTC)
I thought everyone kept knives in the freezer
Because in horror movies, normally the person is killed while rummaging in the freezer for something. It would be a good idea to keep a sharp weapon in there just in case!
aubkabob
Jun. 29th, 2003 01:12 pm (UTC)
Re: I thought everyone kept knives in the freezer
hm! there IS a thought there!
oatmeal
Jun. 29th, 2003 01:37 pm (UTC)
This sort of thing wouldn't happen if you came out drinking with us more often. Honest.
aubkabob
Jul. 3rd, 2003 01:32 pm (UTC)
Re:
*nods sadly*

i just may do that, once i find a job!
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