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totally ganked, days later, from bit_o_jane

Actual English Subtitles
Used in Hong Kong Films



1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

18. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you
will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert
flour for your aunts to eat.

19. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination.

20. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on
some ass of the giant lizard person.

Comments

( 20 comments — Leave a comment )
uncouther
Jul. 1st, 2003 12:42 am (UTC)
that's absolutely great... hahaha...
aubkabob
Jul. 3rd, 2003 11:07 pm (UTC)
How CAN you use my intestines as a gift?
i thank bit_o_jane greatly for that chuckle, i do...

...You daring lousy guy.
paulscat
Jul. 1st, 2003 08:04 am (UTC)
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.


I love that one!
aubkabob
Jul. 3rd, 2003 11:18 pm (UTC)
Re:
too bad we can't use that at work!!

we could prolly use it a lot more frequently in life outside work, though! weird looks? bah!
paulscat
Jul. 4th, 2003 04:48 pm (UTC)
Re:
hahaha, That would be interesting to use at work...I work at a church! definitely one to use outside work.
aubkabob
Jul. 5th, 2003 06:18 pm (UTC)
Re:
lmao!! yeeeeeah, i don't see your being employed much past the first time you used THAT statement at your work!
paulscat
Jul. 5th, 2003 11:16 pm (UTC)
Re:
Very true, but I have an ally there who would find it humerous.
talkingpotato
Jul. 1st, 2003 09:44 am (UTC)
*laughs*
HAHAHAAH So many of these made me laugh that I can't pick just one ehhehe
aubkabob
Jul. 3rd, 2003 11:20 pm (UTC)
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
i know!!

now Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
talkingpotato
Jul. 4th, 2003 01:57 am (UTC)
Re: Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
HAAHAH ouch! sounds painful but at least my manhood won't be eaten by my aunts for dessert! Oh wait I have no manhood! ;-)
aubkabob
Jul. 5th, 2003 06:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
and don't make me grab you by the short rabbits!
talkingpotato
Jul. 5th, 2003 08:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
NOT MY RABBITS! GAAAAH!
aubkabob
Jul. 22nd, 2003 07:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
lmao!! short.. *snerk* rabbits..
talkingpotato
Jul. 22nd, 2003 10:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Hey they aren't short they are vertically challenged!
aubkabob
Aug. 9th, 2003 05:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
ha!

hairs.. hares.. rabbits..

i KINDA see the correllation.

i'm hungry.
asillittle
Jul. 1st, 2003 11:35 am (UTC)
Can I use "Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants" for my NC.info siggy? I just can't stop laughing at that one...
aubkabob
Jul. 3rd, 2003 11:21 pm (UTC)
Re:
absolutely!! i certainly didn't write it!! lol!!

i so need to go back to the boreds, it's been oh so long!!
asillittle
Jul. 4th, 2003 06:52 am (UTC)
Re:
And you are surely missed, but it has been kinda blah there lately...People chatting and posting random stuff, specially the newbies bleh
aubkabob
Jul. 5th, 2003 04:59 pm (UTC)
Re:
down with (most) newbies! blergh!
aubkabob
Jul. 5th, 2003 04:59 pm (UTC)
Re:
and after i get a bit more caught up here, i need to go in there!

i've also been meaning to hang out in the chris mando chat area of it, too, but since i can't really practice my mando here, i'll prolly wait for that until i get back out on my own again!
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