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totally ganked, days later, from bit_o_jane

Actual English Subtitles
Used in Hong Kong Films



1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

18. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you
will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert
flour for your aunts to eat.

19. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination.

20. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on
some ass of the giant lizard person.

Comments

aubkabob
Jul. 3rd, 2003 11:18 pm (UTC)
Re:
too bad we can't use that at work!!

we could prolly use it a lot more frequently in life outside work, though! weird looks? bah!
paulscat
Jul. 4th, 2003 04:48 pm (UTC)
Re:
hahaha, That would be interesting to use at work...I work at a church! definitely one to use outside work.
aubkabob
Jul. 5th, 2003 06:18 pm (UTC)
Re:
lmao!! yeeeeeah, i don't see your being employed much past the first time you used THAT statement at your work!
paulscat
Jul. 5th, 2003 11:16 pm (UTC)
Re:
Very true, but I have an ally there who would find it humerous.

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