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ganked from one of the everquest communities, cut for those that don't play...

i laughed one ass off when i read this, having played half of the classes, and having good friends that play the other half...


Bard - Those that chat with you suck. Those that don't are antisocial jerks.

Beastlord - I'm bored with EQ. I'm gonna make a kitty. I'm gonna be the first kitty on my block to level 60. I'm a twink. No, I'm a super-twink! Wait, what am I good at?

Cleric - Second biggest egos in-game. See enchanter. Every cleric thinks that all other clerics suck. I just rezzed you with my click-stick, give me 200 plat.

Druid - Everyone hates druids, till they need to go somewhere. Everyone thinks druids suck, till the cleric dies. Everyone is secretly jealous that druids can solo so easily and can go where they want. No one wants a druid in their group until the druid saves their ass.

Enchanter - Biggest egos in-game. No one but them knows how to play. Break a mez, they throw tantrums. Ask them for haste, they throw tantrums. Pull singles, they get bored and throw tantrums. Pull too many, they get nervous and throw tantrums.

Mage - Biggest whiners in game. "I want my pet when can I make a pet why can't I have a pet I'm naked without my pet I can control my pet if I don't get my pet I'm leaving. Oops? Where's my pet? What's that, a train? Oops, did I wipe the raid?"

Monk - Pissed off that rogues out-damage them. Pissed off that warriors out-tank them. Humans are pissed off that Iksar get regen. Iksar are pissed off that humans are pissed off. Pissed off that some skills don't work better. Pissed off that their planar and quest gear sucks. Pissed off that other classes even think for a moment that someone other than a monk might be better at *anything*.

Necromancer - Antisocial misanthropes. Players are perfectly matched to their class. Hate everyone, solo everywhere, and get annoyed and start twinks when they get to the end game and have nothing to do.

Paladin - The self-haters of EQ. Perpetually whining that they can't get groups, that they got the shaft from Verant, that everyone thinks they suck, that their epic sucks, that their spells suck, that their damage output sucks.

Rangers - The wannabe's of EQ. They try to out-tank the tank, out-pull the monk, out-snare the druid, out-damage the rogue. Take great joy in taunting the mobs off the tank. Take great joy in pulling behind the monk's back. Hang back and shoot arrows while everyone else is doing real damage until they're lvl 60+45 or so. Then wizards and rogues glare at them..

Rogue - I wanna tank. I wanna pull. I wanna be everyone's favorite twink class. WooT Check out my backstab! WooT I did it again!! Cool! I am Ub3R! Rogues R0xx0Rz!!!!!

Shadowknight - Think they can pull better than a monk. Think they can tank better than a warrior. Think they can solo better than a necro. Think they can CR better than anyone. d**n, but they think a lot. SK's scare me, I'm gonna leave them alone.

Shaman - Here are 8 million buffs that you don't need. I'm gonna annoy you by canning for half an hour right next to your ear. d**n, that mob resisted my slow. Ouch, that mob is beating on me. Whoa, that mob is pingponging all over the raid. Oops the clerics are dead. Oops the druids are dead. Oops the wizzies are dead. Oops the melee are dead. Oops, did I cast too soon? d**n, that never happens when I solo.

Warrior - Buff me. Haste me. Heal me. Now leave me alone. I am better than you. What? I lost aggro? Your fault. What? Chanter died after mez break? Chanter's fault. Monks? Rogues? Useless, we don't need them. Pally's? Rangers? Useless, we don't need them. Necro's? Druids?

Wizard - MORE POWER!! Give me more power!!! I want bigger nukes! I want more mana!! Soup me up! Give me supercharging, nitrous, ether, amphetamines, speedballs, nitromethane, alcohol, turbocharging, rocket assist, MORE POWER!!!

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darkminstrel
Jul. 11th, 2003 11:12 am (UTC)
bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahah! hahaha!

*cough*

hahah
aubkabob
Jul. 17th, 2003 01:24 pm (UTC)
Re:
*vigorous nod*

and as i play a paladin, druid, ranger, and bard, and as my friends play clerics, warriors, shamans, enchanters, mages, and pretty much everything else, it's awfully funny.

i made the mistake of bashing warriors right out the door. andrea didn't talk to me for a week. ;)
talkingpotato
Jul. 11th, 2003 12:00 pm (UTC)
This is so true that it's scary..
I loved enchanters that would cast mez and not tell anyone, then cast it on the mob everyone was hitting already then get mad when they broke rez.
Necros for the most part were mean, I was never friends with any bard because none of them talked to me, and tanks would always demand buffs and then take off LOL
Whoever wrote this was hilarious eheh
aubkabob
Jul. 26th, 2003 06:34 pm (UTC)
Re: This is so true that it's scary..
lol!!!

andrea and gwyn and jess have been promising me to do their human real life interpretations of the different classes, which i am SO dying to see!!! they're all a hoot to hang out with! ^_^

that had been my personal opinion about necros and bards, too, when i was on the veeshan server... i've grouped with a ton of necros (they seem to be swarming!) and one of my best new buds is a bard AND a necro on the tarew marr server..
talkingpotato
Jul. 26th, 2003 07:12 pm (UTC)
Re: This is so true that it's scary..
I had some nice 'grouping' experience with necros but the friends I made, could be moody and take out their anger on everyone that talked to them (me) LOL
aubkabob
Aug. 19th, 2003 06:28 pm (UTC)
Re: This is so true that it's scary..
LOL! yeah, my friend andrea doesn't like to group with anyone she doesn't know RL, and when she does, every little thing seems to grate on her nerves easily!
talkingpotato
Aug. 19th, 2003 07:55 pm (UTC)
Re: This is so true that it's scary..
Yeah I'm the same way because people are so eager to take advantage..
aubkabob
Sep. 26th, 2003 07:56 pm (UTC)
Re: This is so true that it's scary..
*nod*

i noticed that once i became knowledgeable about the game, and after grouping with the likes of andrea, whenever i'm grouping with someone that i don't know, i go in, stand in the background for a little bit, and then take over the group, playing director for everyone.

only once did everyone not listen to me, and they died repeatedly. so there.
talkingpotato
Sep. 26th, 2003 09:16 pm (UTC)
Re: This is so true that it's scary..
heehhe you sound like you are a lot of fun to play with, it's too bad I'm so eqed out.
aubkabob
Dec. 9th, 2003 09:33 pm (UTC)
Re: This is so true that it's scary..
lol - i keep thinking i will get eq'ed out, but then i end up not being able to play much because of working so much...
talkingpotato
Dec. 10th, 2003 12:13 am (UTC)
Re: This is so true that it's scary..
yeah I would get less carried away with it if I had a job
jecook
Jul. 11th, 2003 10:15 pm (UTC)
Damm, that describes some of the paper D&D games I've heard about...
aubkabob
Jul. 29th, 2003 12:57 pm (UTC)
Re:
*nod*

which is why i found it so hilarious :)
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