Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo
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a girl's girl. i'm SOOOOOOO feminine. *braaaap*

weird stupid biological function post ahead...

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okay. let's talk biological functions. we all have them. we all poop/pee/sweat/barf/droolinoursleep/haveboogers/ooze things from our orfices. my family has always been fairly open and honest in these discussions, quite usually at the dinner table. (afterbirth discussions at thanksgiving, anyone?!?) sometimes, i forget that some people don't like to openly discuss *covers mouth shyly and looks around* doodie *blushes* or feminine monthly curses and the consitency thereof (alhtough i find it honestly hilarious when i have discussions about it with boys, because each and every one has a different theory, from us bleeding only a thimbleful, to us 'holding it in' with a tampon and peeing it out everytime we go potty. but that's for a different post.)

biological function discussions bother me not. in fact, i find them quite entertaining at times.

having that said... ever gone poopie and looked in the toilet as you went to flush, and thought "holy freaking cow... THAT came out of ME?!? where the hell was i carrying it all?!?"

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    omg. The Wiggles. holy hell. remind me to SO do drugs and watch this show some time. i don't care what drug. it's like... it's like... what would…

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