weird stupid biological function post ahead...
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okay. let's talk biological functions. we all have them. we all poop/pee/sweat/barf/droolinoursleep/have
biological function discussions bother me not. in fact, i find them quite entertaining at times.
having that said... ever gone poopie and looked in the toilet as you went to flush, and thought "holy freaking cow... THAT came out of ME?!? where the hell was i carrying it all?!?"
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okay. let's talk biological functions. we all have them. we all poop/pee/sweat/barf/droolinoursleep/have
biological function discussions bother me not. in fact, i find them quite entertaining at times.
having that said... ever gone poopie and looked in the toilet as you went to flush, and thought "holy freaking cow... THAT came out of ME?!? where the hell was i carrying it all?!?"
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i love bodily functions
my bf is the same way thank god. we burp, poot and talk about peeing and pooing all the time
i've heard soooooo much about you, woman, from all sorts of good people! i see we have a zillion things in common (well, not a ZILLION per se, but a few!), may i add you? ^_^
I'M TRYING TO FUCKING EAT HERE!!
It was a big ol' wrap-around bastard. I flushed and left to do activities feeling MUCH better.
I come back and a girl goes in the potty, flushes, then goes, "Oh my God!"
Yep, it decided to back up.
We had to call the toilet wranglers (seriously, that was their title) to plunge. One of them came out and goes, "I can't BELIEVE that came outta one of y'all girls. Wooooo-weeee!"
I said nothing.
you know you're in for everyone's nastiest poo story on this post, right?
I think I shall tell you the 'poop stick' story....
My husband and I were in Mexico staying at a friends grandparents house. My husband took a crap and came out and asked for a plunger or a poop stick or something. A POOP STICK!? To CUT the poop in half to allow it to flush. OH MY GOD... He seriously used a plastic knife to cut it!! He also took a picture of the poop with a friends camera!!
i've had.. a couple of times.. where it wouldn't flush at first! ha! poop stick!
Or at times I think "what the heck did I eat to get it to turn that color???"
Deep thoughts..
and then after either deed is done, whether it's a ton of pee or a gallon of poo (wait. switch those.), you would THINK you would weigh less on the scales, no?!?
My youngest has trouble with pooping. But when he does..damn. His turds are bigger than mine, and he is 5. And boy do they stink.
K, that's it. Not as exciting as some.
Me: "I have to go to the bathroom."
Teacher: "Why?"
Me (holding up a tampon): "Because I'm bleeding through my old one."
Teacher (spluttering): "Go....go! Just go."
So yeah, just the other day in fact, I turned and looked at it and thought "Jeezus! That fucker is as big as my arm!!". I don't know where we keep it all. But I only go like twice a week, so they're bound to be ugly ones.
naw, i know that if you and i ever sit down to a meal, that the converstation is BOUND to be abnormal!! :D
That said, it's fascinating what that stuff can be comprised of sometimes.
fascinating, indeed!
yeah, we were a lovely bunch of psychotic sick looking kids after that party was over!
*snicker*
And I have deffinately had things come out of me that I wonder how in the HELL they were in there in the first place. This happens espically during tummy viruses when its comming from both ends and i'm just praying, 'Sweet Jesus, just make it STOP.'
as far as biological function discussions, i notice that some people are squeamish about it. in SOME circumstances, i understand, i.e. a nice restaurant or when you're meeting the significant other's parental units and such, but as far as daily banter..
i guess it all depends upon the conversation, too.. i mean, if you're discussing, lessay.. the liberia civil war for example, it wouldn't do well to say "wow! that reminds me.. i had the worst misplaced booger the other night, but i was in public, with no chance to rid myself of it, and by the time i went to the bathroom, eGADS, the size of the thing! and it was so sharp, i'm surprised i didn't lose a thumb!"
about a year ago or more, there was me, a girl i liked and came close to dating, my good friend winston, this dude grant and his fiancee and two other chicks. and we were talking about girls and their periods and i thought it was fucking histerical.
the girl i almost dated barely even moved. no laughing no nothing. winston and grant were pissed because they thought it was gross. its funny how girls enjoy torturing guys sometimes. and its even more fun when it doesnt work on me because i grew up in a house with 3 women and no dudes.
i think women should do it more often. fuckin' a, we need more cool chicks like you guys in the world. carry on!
oh yeah, why the fuck does eating a bag of skittles make your crap green? is it the dye or what? freaks me out everytime.
yeah, i grew up having almost only guys as friends, so i got over being squeamish about biological functions and stuff REAL quick. not to mention my family. have you met my family? consider yourself blessed ;)
i used to bring up discussions about my period all the time to guys, which would make them squeamish, but it also helped to keep me entertained when i would hear what their version of it was! a thimbleful?!? we should BE so lucky!!