October 11th, 2002

disco star

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i hate being a moral, nice person with a conscience sometimes.

if i was an immoral bitchity bitch, then i would be $150 richer next payday, but nooooooooo.

welcome to Niceville, where everyone is curteous, but everyone is dirt poor.
disco star

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they just gave us rootbeer floats to celebrate for the end of Honorary Customer Service Week, and all the hard wonderful work that we put into it. lol. then promptly ran out of ice cream long before everyone was served.

i find that quite humorous.
disco star

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so, i went to the boardroom meeting for the Christmas cd listening.

i turned 18 shades of red when they played my song. it's a group song, three guys singing, me, then a group song.

i am track number five.

they also broke the news to us that some of the songs are to be used as hold music for the ICE Gallery and RCI when you call in.

when walking out of the boardroom, i turned to ben and said "pfft. you have NOTHING to worry about." regarding a convo he and i had about worrying about people all over the world listening to the cd in their homes.

the director was behind us and mistook our convo, leaned forward and said "don't worry, BOTH of you are covered" with a sly wink.

so, does that mean i get to be hold music this holiday season?
disco star

i've been drinking. can you tell?

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.

Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack

What do you call skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting"

How are a tornado and an Arkansas divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.