October 18th, 2002

disco star

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my morning in a nutshell:

- i slept through my alarm and woke up almost 2 hours after i was supposed to be here.

- i got dressed in a shirt and jeans, and drove here, got into the parking lot to discover that it's VIP day, and if i'm not dressed business professional, i'll be sent home. so i go home and change.

- i finally get back, ready to kill someone or hurt something for a cup of coffee (i'm terribly addicted, as you may or may not know). there's no coffee made ANYWHERE. i make some and go to turn my computer on.

- after wandering around the office for a few minutes, i stop to talk to a supervisor and discover i had buttoned my shirt like a freaking 5 year old: all buttons off by one. i go in the bathroom and redress myself like a big girl.

okay, so i've been here a half hour now. i've been awake for about 2 hours, if that.

what's next?
disco star

(no subject)

just out of curiosity...

if you receive a certificate for a 'free cruise', and tried to redeem it, would you HONESTLY be surprised AT ALL if said 'free cruise certificate' did not cover the largest, most expensive ship on the entire freaking ocean?

i didn't think so.