October 21st, 2002

disco star

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so, we all know the aubster put on weight this year, hm? at my thinnest this year (read: january), i wore a size 36 B bra. as i gradually became larger and larger, i wore the same bras, stretching them out to whatever size.

when i went to buy a couple of them on sat with annette, i tried on a 38 C. that sucka was the most freaking comfortable bra i had ever felt in my life.

i bought two, and another that has the strap that you can wear 5 ways or whatever to go with my periwinkle dress ;)

i put one of them on today to wear for the first time, putting a shirt over them for the first time.

I HAVE BIG FUCKING BOOBS.

it looks like i freaking stuffed my bra. and since this bra LIFTS them, they point out and resemble much like the bras of the 50's did, where the pointier and more forward, the better, cept without a point at the end that could gouge some poor saps eye out if he got too close.

i mean, i always knew i was endowed, but GEEESH! and i know that my weight will drop, now that i can't eat sugar. it's inevitable. so, um, can i say a little prayer to the Powers that Be to leave my boobies where they lie, and just take the rest of the flab off of me?!?!? please?

lol - and i can't stop STARING at them *dies laughing* as if my coworkers weren't perplexed about me enough >:)
disco star

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this time next week, i will be lying splayed and drooling, in a deep deep slumber, on my friend's couch in sandy eggo. *wistful sigh*

it was one year ago today that i was in a car accident, being rear ended en route to work the monday before the cruise. although that one came out fine (barely a scratch on Tristan (my jeep) and a kinked neck and getting $650 in damages in check form when i got back), i'm still being overly cautious. my first cruise, it was a week and a half before that i was in a car accident... that one HORRENDOUS, that totalled my intrepid and could most likely still be credited as thee most traumatizing time i have ever had in my life. my second cruise, i found out i was hypoglycemic 3 days before i left (didn't change my eating habits, any, and i ended up being PSY-CHO over a stupid goth boy i had hooked up with.)... so, maybe my 'trauma' before this trip is that i'm having blood sugar problems again? hopefully that's all?

okay... shuttin up now..
disco star

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i was told this morning.... i'm wearing my contacts for the first time in eons, and was told by a coworker that i look very nice and that i should wear my contacts more often, because they look much better, that my glasses are too nerdy to look nice?

i barked that the nerdy glasses are part of my personality, and that the only reason i'm wearing my contacts, is because my glasses prescription is too old and i can hardly see out of them anymore, that my contacts are better for some reason, so neener.