February 1st, 2003

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musician humour...

How do you get a guitarist to play quitely?
You present him with sheet music.

Says the bass player to the drummer: "Can't you play a little more dynamic!"
Says the drummer: "I'm already playing a loud as I can."

What is a guitarist?
Someone who likes to get attention, but can't sing.

How many bass players do you need to change a light bulb?
None. They let the keyboarder do this with his left hand.

How many drummers do you need to change a light bulb?
One. But he breaks ten bulbs before he realizes that you can't just push them
in.

What do you say to a musician in a three-piece-suit?
"The accused may rise."

What is the traditional greeting between guitarists?
"Hi, I'm better than you!"

What is an accordeon good for?
To learn how to fold a map.

What do rock singers use for contraception?
Their character & manners.

How do you recognize that it's a drummer who's knocking at your door?
The knocking slows down.

How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
You ask him to play 4/4 at a constant 120 bpm.

Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.

Recently a bass player left his keys in the car.
It took two hours to get the drummer out of there.
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oh, for the love of PETE!!!! why in the world can i NOT get my freeping jippy.com birthday banner to show in my user profile?!?!

*heavy angry panting*
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