June 19th, 2003

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okay... why... in the world... did i go to sleep last night and everything is fine..

and then i wake up this morning, and MY JOURNAL FONT IS FOUR MILLION TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE?!?

but just on the info/profile/reply pages, not the journal itself?!?

i think my info page could be read from space! although i sit in a chair an itty bit from the monitor (about an arm length and a half away), i still have to back up to read everything, cuz it's so flipping large.

on another note, i realized that i had spent entirely too long as an unemployed citizen, when i actually heard the following words uttered from my mouth:

"huh. for Rose and Lily to be stuck down a well, they sure haven't been showing much of them lately."


i've also heard myself mutter the following:

"huh. from cute commando on buffy to debonaire doctor here, huh?"
"so.. did paul and cricket ever hook up?"
"did they manage to stop the wedding yet?!? they can't marry, they're FIRST COUSINS! just tell jill that her mother's brock's mother, and stop the two from marrying!!"
"i wonder which doctor is poisoning all the patients?!?"
"so, has she realized the psychic is talking about the guy that looks like her dead husband yet?"
"Dusty isn't responsible!! can't they SEE that?!?"
"wait wait wait!! no, turn it back, dr. phil was going to let us know WHY they talk to their children that way!!"
"ooh, i would SO love to be in oprah's audience! lookit all the cute stuff they get!"
"she's not going to take him BACK, is she? he made out with her DAUGHTER on their wedding day!!"

yeah. aubrey needs to find a job.
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taken from cherub_bunny

i normally don't post quiz responses, but i thought the response to this was too flipping hilarious to NOT post:

My Monster Name

Harpies are wicked old women with vicious talons and large feathered wings. The original harpies come from Greek mythology and were original seen as a symbol of justice and revenge but became associated with the devil and greed later on. In Vampire: the Masquerade canon harpies are those social stalking kindred who push down your status by bitching about you or raise it by praising you. It was a far more successful raid on Greek legend than Changeling’s attempt to grab chimera.

The Levenshtein distance between aubrey and Harpy is 3.
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who knew i was so evil?!?
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my five questions from cmerun12!

1. If you could live anywhere else in the world, where and why?

somewhere with a VERY mild climate. no overwhelmingly hot summers, no winters where your tongue gets frozen to your teeth, it's so cold. and not a whole lot of humidity, either. and the people would be open-minded and beautiful for what they are within, not for being the closest replica of Malibu Skipper that they could possibly be.

so, uh.. wherever fits all that?!?

2. What's your favorite season and why?

autumn, i think.. i LOVE the smell of dead leaves, the smell and feeling of the crisp air in the morning, and how it's so chilly that everything smells CLEAN. the sound of leaves crunching beneath your feet. the exhilirating first sight of your breath in the morning. the anticipation for all the wonderful holidays: halloween, thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, boom boom boom (boom). Leaves changing all colors. It just has so many scents and emotions behind it. Leaves, Pumpkins, cider, spiced blah blah...

arizona didn't have autumns like that, and i miss it terribly. don't miss freezing my fanny off, but miss the little things. And our leaves would just kinda turn.. dead.. and fall off the trees in late december.

3. How old were you when you first fell in love? (The 'real' kind, not the "puppy love/crush" kind)

*sigh* i thought i was in love twice before. one when i was 16 and hired some random guy off a bulletin board to give me bass lessons, chad. i met him the day after thanksgiving and thought about him every single day until i saw him again, new years day. my body zinged so much around him that it seemed like i had the chills constantly.

it lasted two months (such as my curse). i didn't feel anything like that again, until i met brian. but that's another story for another time.

4. If you could change only one thing in the entire world, what would it be and why?

the obvious answer to this question would be to remove all the weapons of mass destruction and bring on world peace.

i just hate feeling like my entire LIFE and future lie in the hands of George W. Bush and some guy in Korea.

5. What's your favorite snack food?

cookies. soft cookies, no nuts. has always. been the downfall. of any of my diets.