July 20th, 2003

disco star

Originally posted May 22, 2001.. Mah period is whot?!?

lol.. going back on my list of names for the, uh, feminine curse (all men can stop reading now, if they so wish), Rupert found this for me/us:



The Top 15 Euphemisms for "Getting Your Period"


Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara

Trolling for Vampires

A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

Saddling Old Rusty

Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

Clean-Up in Aisle One

Massacre at the Y

T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

Game Day for the Crimson Tide

Panty Shields Up, Captain!

Taking Carrie to the Prom

Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

and the Number 1 Euphemism for "Getting Your Period"...


Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System



Any that you care to add?!?