January 2nd, 2004

disco star

a little late to post this, but it still cracked me up.

taken from the mst3k mailing list thingie:

With the holidays upon us, it's time once again for our annual holiday
tradition, "A Child's Christmas in Space" by Tom Servo.
Tom: It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and bible
black. And as I look down on the big blue bean we would call home I think it so
near, yet... oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a little snow-covered
house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up
tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight,
because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the
sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of
Santa in the porthole, offering me a Coke and a smile... (gradually becoming
upset) ...of course, his cheeks WOULD be rosy because it's a VACUUM out there!
I mean, Santa's HEART would explode! (becoming hysterical) But HE wouldn't
feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like little firecrackers
(Joel tries to calm him down) due to the blood boiling away in his face like
pudding in a copper...OH THE HUMANITY!! (Now both Joel and Crow are trying to
calm him down.) And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a roasted
marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out... AND THE REINDEER--OH THE
REINDEER!!!--keep floating like holiday floats and in turn exploding in a hail of blood
and entrails! Prancer--BOOM! Dancer--BOOM!
Joel: HEY!
Crow: Tom!
Joel: Tom, take it easy! Santa's gonna be okay, buddy.
Tom: You sure?
Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay?
Tom: Phew, what a relief!
And it is with that sense of relief that we want to offer you our best wishes
for the Swayziest holiday season ever, if that's okay, and hopes for an
amazing colossal new year.

--The Maintainers of Satellite News
disco star

gratuitous post

emailed to me eons ago by bono_macphisto:

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Aubster. somehow it seems to tie-in with how you'd always be the girl yelling 'go team!!' in the middle of the mosh pit..

2. Am I loveable?
'course you are. you have that offbeat sense of humour that i like so much, and what's more i get the feeling i could easily spend a lot of time around you without getting bored.

3. How long have you known me?
oo, at least two years now.

4. When and how did we first meet?
i believe it was wittering about Final Fantasy fanfiction on the b_movies community.. that, and a discussion about your nipples!

5. What was your first impression?
that you were the kind of girl i like to know.

6. Do you still think that way about me now?
hell yeah! (said Stone Cold).

7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
Ben & Jerry's Phish Food. chocolately goodness with bits of three other random things in there as well..

8. Do you think I'll get married?
yep, to some long-haired arty type who plays the mandolin and likes to sit on top of mountains in Canada with the wind in his hair..

9. What makes me happy?
listening to music by said long-haired arty types, MST3K and Invader Zim, being in the company of non-evil people.

10. What makes me sad?
working at office max, not having your own place, being around evil people, no internet access.

11. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
the theme music to Mystery Science Theatre 3000..

12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
peace of mind.

13. Do you consider me a good friend?
i intend to keep considering you my friend for many years yet!

14. When's the last time you saw me?
via webcam with yer Bubba tooth when you were at Andrea's house. in the cat ears.

15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
yes, but only because you were un-emailable at the time!

16. Would you make a move on me?
i think it'd ruin a great friendship and you know that too :)

17. Describe me in one word.

18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
gradually stronger, would be very much improved by us meeting up next year!

19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
yes, because we both frequently do that to each other..

20. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day?

i've been extraordinarily giggly today, for no apparant reason.

and now on that note, i shall now make myself a scramled egg and peanut butter sammich on toast.
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