February 26th, 2004

disco star

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i'm bleeding. quite early, too, i certainly wasn't expecting THAT for another week or two at LEAST. i told a coworker today at michaels that i normally joke around with...

me: "hey jen."
jen: "hey!"
me: "how you doin?"
jen: "good, and you?"
me: "you see... there's these gnomes.. and they're .. nyah high *measures with fingers*, and they're VERY angry."
jen: "oooh?"
me: "yes. and they're all weilding pitchforks."
jen: *raises eyebrow*
me: " and they've set up shop in my UTERUS. and they're...stabbing.. and ... digging.." *makes vicious stabbing and grinding motions with hands*
jen: "......................O_O............"

yeah. no matter who you are used to joking around with, be extra sure they have the same sense of humor as you before telling them about your angry uterus. i hurt, and i hurt BAD. i took drugs, it did not help. i stomped around and declared grumpily to anyone that would listen "my uterus HATES me!"

....

so anyway ;)

reading the prequel to the wheel of time series. not really any spoilers yet, i'm 3/4 the way through the book, and moiraine just now met lan. the first 3/4 of the book is about moiraine and siuan going through their final schooling at the tower and their testing to become aes sedai, and then leaving the tower to go look for the dragon reborn. quite dull, really. quite quite quite. i recommend it to only those that are die hard fans. one GOOD thing, is that almost the entire book so far looks at the world through moiraine and lan's eyes, which is a nice difference that we really didn't have in the other books. for a change, you get to see why they behave certain ways and such.

...

work is.. well, work. both jobs today, 8am to 10 pm, both jobs tomorrow, 8 am to 10 or 11 pm. i work michaels 4 days next week, and office max 4 days. good news? only one day that i have to work both. bad news? i don't get a single day off.

but.

i requested the 17th, 18th, and 19th off from michaels, and the 18th - 21st off from office max, so at least i can have a nice lil mini vacation for ME, for my honorary 29th birthday.

a woman came into work today, SWARMING with children. she had 6 of them, i think. they were all hers. when i looked at her i.d. when i was taking the info down for her check, i noticed something:

she was two years YOUNGER than i.

i instantly felt like an old maid.

but yanno... i really don't care for a relationship at this point. in fact, the idea of one terrifies the HELL out of me. i think 'relationship' and i think 'trapped'.

it's quite nice to take comfort in being single once again, something i haven't done for a really really long time.

*nod*

but i must go bathe now, so that i can get up at butt thirty in the morning and work again.

love yous, miss yous.
disco star

and i wanted to post this here...

... because it went through my farfing noggin all farfing day! grah. and i don't know the lyrics completely, which is highly annoying, when something is on auto repeat for HOURS in your brain..

Mike: And then the drunk guy says, "I can't help being an idiot; I'm Canadian."
Crow: Hahahaha. You're right! They're so pathetic, Mike!
Mike: Right, exactly.


Servo: Enough! There's been too much Canada-bashing for far too long. I say no more.
Mike: Don't you mean, "No more, eh?"
Crow: Good one, man! They are so stupid!
Servo: Stop it now! Instead, let us offer our northern brothers and sisters this song of tribute. Oh, I wish I was back in old Canada, a land which I never shall lampoon. How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba and the beauty that is Saskatoon.
Mike: Oh, I got one. Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta drinkin beer with some big, dumb guy trapping fur.
Servo: Hey!
Mike: As he scraped and he chisled all the moose dung off his boot, I would learn that he's the prime minister.
Servo: Oh, stop that.
Crow: Oh, I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings, Alanis Morrissette, Mike Myers too...
Servo: Ah!
Crow: No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me! Oh, Canada, you are a place I must eskew.
Servo: Now this is not in the spirit that I intended.
Mike: Oh, come on. Give in. I mean, they gave us Ed the Sock... and Rush.
Crow: Yeah, what are you defending? They're such feebs!
Servo: Okay, I'll try.
Mike: Alright, good man!
Servo: Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island, then going on to bomb Ontario. Hehe. The destruction of Canada and all of its culture is by far my favorite scenario.
Mike: Okay, I think that's a little strong. You can back down...
Servo: Oh no, you were right, Mike. This is much more fun! Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?
Crow: Yikes!
Servo: Why, you lousy, stinkin', Francophonic, bacon-lovin' bastards, your country's just a giant piece of sh...
Crow: Woah, woah, woah, woah! Geez!
Mike: Okay, I think that's enough! I think we've punched it. Cambot, okay. Thanks. Alright.
Servo: Sorry.
Crow: Wow.
Servo: I have no sense of proportion. I'm a disgrace to my uniform.
Mike: I know. That's, that's okay. Now calm down now. Mustn't hate, mustn't hate...
Crow: At least so overtly.
Mike: Exactly, right. Must disguise our hate. Just a little, okay? We'll be right back. Shh, shh. It's okay now, Dudley. Calm down, calm down.
Servo: Pardon é mois! Pardon é mois!