September 29th, 2004

disco star

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i'm back home. andrea waited for me because she was waiting for me to make sure that they hadn't kidnapped me or anything. i... actually had fun. it was cheesy, but i... oddly fit in.

that scared me.

Judy Consultant took her daughters and me to Taco Bell afterwards, then to her house so one of the Judy, Jr's could finish their homework and go to bed. i got lots of fun free stuff that make my hands feel AMAZING. when i came in the front door i practically immediately yelled "OHMYGAWANDREA! COMETOTHEBATHROOMWITHMERIGHTNOW!!! YOUHAVEGOTTOFEEEEEEEEEEEEELTHIS!"

and it's hilarious because i walk in the door, and andrea says the same thought that had been going through my mind the whole facial: "uh. wow. they gave you... EYEBROWS! i... don't like them. they're scary."

those of you that have met me know that i'm a virtually hairless person by some freak of nature. i get asked frequently if i shave my forearms (i don't), i only have to shave my legs once a week, and hair in my armpit grows sparsly in approximately the radius of a quarter. i have never had to pluck my eyebrows, nor worry about facial hair. because my hair is currently an auburn color, when they were telling us how to do our eyebrows, they gave me an auburn shadow to do it with.

ermyeah. looks like i drew my eyebrows on with a paste made from milk and kool-aid.

what was even funnier is that they were doing one side of your face to show you how, then letting you do the other half. now, for a person that has NEVER done ANYTHING to her eyebrows.... at first, i looked like i was raising one eyebrow, and then just completely permanently... SURPRISED! eyebrows are tricky things, i tell you.

so, now filled with tacobelly goodness in my uh.. belly, i'm finding myself quite sleepy. since they put the fear of LIFE into me about my makeup, i must go wash it off (according to them, if you sleep in your makeup, it adds 7 days of aging for your face, 35 days of aging for under your eyes, which is why people wrinkle there first..), but geez, i don't want to get rid of this amazingly fantabulous SILKEN HANDS!

disco star


We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock ... AUBSTER!

this gets sang to me every time it comes on, and sometimes randomly out in public. well, that and the "and aubrey was her name... a not so very ordinary girl or name...." to which i always reply "but who's to blame?!?" and occasionally, just occasionally, depending upon the person, may go into the REALLY sappy high pitched portion of that song "for a love that wouldn't bloooooom... for the hearts that never sang in tuuuuuuune...." which always gets me a real... sane... look in response.

i think that people need to break into song randomly in public more often. this is my quest for you, should you decide to take it. today. sometime today... break randomly into song somewhere in public. and post about it here. i want reactions. i want choreographed moves, if any. yes. yeeeessssss.

i also feel that there should be more dance-offs in order to settle arguments. but i'll save this one for another day.
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