October 24th, 2004

disco star

i want to marry me a man like this...

Here we are
Dear old friends
You and i drunk again
laughs have been had
tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care
i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean
coz if i were gay
i would give soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole... being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand


we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers
disco star

my REZOOMAY!

I was just watching a comic talk about how he used to work at Burger King. so, for some reason, it motivated me to name the jobs i've held in my lifetime:

Longview School District Print Center (1 year)
Wendy's (1 year)
various jobs in job corps, including the student store, the gym cage, and the art room
Imaginarium in Minnesota (a toy store that specializes in learning toys)
Warner Bros. Studio Store in Minnesota (where i got to escort Tweety, of all people.)
United Airlines (reservationist) in Virginia (4 months)
Waitress at a Italian Restaurant also in Virginia (for 3 days)
Burger King in Arizona
Hollywood Video (complete with cumberbund, bowtie and dress shoes)
Wal*Mart
Bookkeeper and Head Leasing Agent at Northern Point Apartments
Assistant Manager of Palm Aire Apartments (ooh do i have stories!)
Head Leasing Agent at Maya Linda Apartments
Wal*Mart again (part time)
Karaoke Host
Receptionist at a Law Firm
I.C.E. Gallery as a Travel Agent for mainly cruises
Collections Agent (1 week. i realized i had a soul.)
Michaels in Washington
Office Max

and that's all. at least i can say i have a wide spectrum of background experience ;)
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