March 6th, 2005

disco star

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egads. another note to self: beware when buying discount vitamins from Canned Food Warehouse. i swear, they taste like something that fell out of my cat's butt and sat and fermented for a half a week. it's That Bad.

i wonder if i can trick myself into taking them, like wrap them in something i find exceptionally yummy that i normally inhale w/o chewing. like ice cream, mayhaps. or a steak dinner. or maybe i should only take them while drunk, so i can't notice the difference, really.

as i sit with the aftertaste still in my mouth, i wonder if this is what Bacci tastes while cleaning her nonny after an exceptionally bad excrement session.

makes me happy i'm not a cat.

course, she eats random things that fell behind the garbage WHO knows how long ago, and stuff from under the fridge, so maybe she finds tastes like that enticing.

i so don't want to work today. meh.