May 11th, 2007

bacci tongue

Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking what a pretty world it would be...

Still looking for a kind soul to take me to the pet-fixin place on Tuesday and Wednesday morning. I would need to be there by 830 am (painful, I know.) I can probably make it on the bus, but am terrified of Bacci howling the whole way and everyone getting angry at me. I will be willing to pay $20. (Per trip or per total, I will leave that up to the driver...) i.e. if one person is able to make it one day but not the next, I will still give you $20.

Weird dreams last night.

I dreamed that I hypnotized Gavin Rossdale into having sex with me (he had many prince albert type piercings), and Gwen Stefani was out to get my ass. I didn't care, though, because having sex with him gave me so much ENERGY, that I rode outside on an elephant and held my hands out to stop the rain from falling from the heavens. "Outside" consisted of Monticello, Iowa, the town I lived in until I was 8 1/2 that I dream about all. the. freaking. time. A hindu priest came up to me and exclaimed at my power.

I rode the elephant up a mountain to play with the weather. First, I painted the sky with six rainbows. Then, I caused great winds (though my power only brought light breezes) and snow in July! Thunder, lightning, dark clouds.... just so I could brush it all away and save the day.

P.S. - my elephant was invisible after the initial going outting. I remember looking down at the snowy mountain top and being afraid I would fall.
disco star

if the men were all transported far beyond the northern sea...

I can tell I'm stupidly emotional today - the Mother's Day special on Regis and Kelly has made me cry twice already.

TV NEVER makes me cry.

I keep having the new song we're doing in choir, "Reubin, Reubin" going through my head. It's a quaint little ditty, it is. I'm still bitter from yesterday, though, where our instructor was LIVID because we weren't hitting notes in it, though it was only the second time we've gone through it. I guess that's what you get in a college level choir.

The more I think about things, the more I think it would be a good idea to take the summer off.