June 8th, 2007

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Look! I'm sending a text!... no, that'll cost me.

tHANK YOU, dearest onceupon, for making me laugh so hard.... it made me happy that I had already pottied in the bathroom.



Although I saw this one first from her, which also made me laff and laff:



And yes, knowing Paris got sent back to jail makes me a little giddy inside, although I really don't give a flying fooey.

But still, the happy is there.
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To anyone NOT living in the Portland Metropolitan Area:

The Grand Floral Parade is tomorrow!

....

... Yeah, I don't give a hooey, either. Never have I been to one, and methinks that with all the hubbub going on about it, I would rather stay in the comfort of my own home, instead of dealing with all the spot stealing and yanking and yoinking back and forth going on.

If you go to our local news website, you can see just how much coverage the news is giving to people going and taping out their spots and leaving... to have someone else come behind them and rip up their tape and put down their spots... to an all out duct tape war. People are even spray painting squares and their family names on the pavement downtown.

You can also look at the website to see just how important some stories are in the area:

TAPE WAR CONTROVERSY
ROSE PARADE
TAPE TO BE CLEANED TONIGHT WHILE YOU ALL SLUMBER
SWIM COACH ARRESTED ON SEX ABUSE CHARGES
PARIS SENT BACK TO JAIL

Sigh.