May 11th, 2009

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Pigs in the St. Paul zoo? How bad is their zoo? Oooh, in their natural environment!

As I was letting everyone out for the evening last night:

Floor Guy: Are you a mother?
Me: I have a cat.
Floor Guy: *deadpan exasperated look* Did it come OUT of you?
Me: Ha, no.
Floor Guy: Okay, then.

My ten hour lunchless shift wasn't nearly as bad as I anticipated - mainly because instead of doing $6K in sales like we usually do, we didn't break $3k - beautiful weather coupled with Mom's Day resulted in us being quite dead. I got irritated and started sending people home because they refused to DO anything (read: New Ash and Joey) and store-used some chocolate for the rest.

Bacci is very apparently bored and restless. She's driving me freaking nuts, parading back and forth on the keyboard, knocking random stuff off of the desk, poking her cold nose into my face, slamming the top of her head onto the back of my hand as I type. I think with the boys gone, she's a bit biped deprived. I finally broke out the treats in order to play her favorite game: Throw the Treat as Far as I Can Lob it So That Kitteh Can Chase.

Obama's a funny man.

I managed to get a blister on the bottom of my right foot. Weirdness.

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Seems like a whole lotta us have been experiencing insomia for various reasons. I feel your pain, I do. Hugs and warm sleepies will be sent your way.
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Side effects include pain, nausea, headaches, and redness at the injection site.

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The roommates are in Hawaii for the week.  I'm finding myself wishing that I had the entire week off of work, to do whatever I please.  Alas, I have 40 hours of work and a dentist appointment in the mix.

What are your guilty pleasures?

I find that I'm stupidly in love with Biggest Loser and America's Next Top Model.  I occasionally listen to Fall Out Boy.  I adored the movie Doom.  I DID read the Twilightbooks, and did get a sappy enjoyment from it (though not an all-out obsession).  I occasionally crave a scrambled egg and peanut butter sammich on toast.

I feel sort of sporadic and unfocused today.

Tried to hook up the dvd player that Roommate Daniel loaned to me, but I can't seem to find the cables.  Poo.