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i just went from being hungry, to being HONGREE. i could gnaw off the leather on my shoes, i could. good thing, i've already picked me up a generic bagel from the vending machine, filled with all sorts of carbohydrates and bleached flour and dough conditioner goodness. mmmmm -mmmmm!

i'm hoping the rest of my day goes better than this morning. i mean, it hasn't been an awful morning, per se, just an AWKWARD morning. you know, things that make you get pissy for a second, then you end up laughing at yourself shortly after.

1st case scenerio: i walked out my front door this morning, turned around, and locked the door, before realizing i was in my bare feet.

2nd case scenerio: i got to my jeep, started it,started pulling away, before i realized i forgot my blazer jacket for vvip day. (we have to dress very business like for the bigwigs from who-knows-where coming in today, and even had to 100%ly clean our desks yesterday, with threat of being given a point, although the big wigs never seem to give a hoot as to what we do in a call center...)

3rd case scenerio: i sit down to drink my first cup of coffee, for some reason, my hand spasms, sending half the mug (i drink huge mugs of coffee, not that tiny 8 oz. styrofoam cup shiat) FLINGS over my desk, on my lap, and on my beloved blazer jacket. thankfully, it missed everything but the wrist rest on my keyboard.

now that the coffee in my lap is cooling, it feels kinda smarmy. heh heh. funny feeling, it is. cool, not cold, warm, not hot....

i spose i should get back to work now...

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aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 05:01 pm (UTC)
lol - that MUST be it!

it certainly was sumpthin!
ex_dogmeat720
Sep. 12th, 2002 09:05 am (UTC)
My first half hour at work wasn't dissimilar, I answered the phone 'Good Afternoon' about five times, then managed to put the same guy through to a wrong number three times. Bah. :)
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 05:01 pm (UTC)
i'm sure that guy was your biggest fan at that point, hrm?
ex_dogmeat720
Sep. 25th, 2002 06:29 pm (UTC)
With my fantastic telephone manner it wasn't even an issue. :)
talkingpotato
Sep. 12th, 2002 10:42 am (UTC)
LOL
I've already screwed up like 5 times today and I just got here...
maybe it's national "Spill coffee on your crotch" day :-)
I hope your blazer is ok, have you ever tried Oxy Clean? This sounds like a commercial but it seriously gets everything out!
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 05:02 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
yeah, my blazer and pants are both fine, thank goodness 90% of my wardrobe is black...
talkingpotato
Sep. 12th, 2002 06:28 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
oh so then it won't show up :-) I used to have all black but now I'm pretty much reds and pinks..and whites.. I still have my old black stuff but the cat hair shows up on it so easily
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 07:40 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
i've gotten MUCH better over the years, i promise!! i even am known now to have a coupla pairs of BLUE jeans in my possession! yes, folks, do not pass out, aubrey is donning colors occasionally...

*looks down at her black and white striped sleeveless turtleneck and black pants*

just, um.. not today.
talkingpotato
Sep. 12th, 2002 09:20 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
Black is a sophisticated color.. makes a lady look classy, I think heeh
aubkabob
Jul. 11th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
me, too. it had been so long since i had fit in all my old black clothes, and when i was able to finally squish myself into them again, i saw a glimpse of the old aubrey and how she used to look/feel.

it was an amazing thing.
talkingpotato
Jul. 11th, 2005 07:10 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
I love it when things go full circle to a happy place :-)
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
and if i could only get back to eating permanently that way again... though i spose if i stopped eating that way, it was never permanent to begin with, hrm?
aubkabob
Sep. 24th, 2002 05:35 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
i used to have an all black cat and an all white cat, so no matter what i wore, i was coated with the opposite color hair ;) (seeing as 95% of my clothes at the time were either black or white...)
talkingpotato
Sep. 24th, 2002 06:48 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
awww I always have gray hair on my clothes from the gray kitty hehe who btw lovingly vomited on my similarly gray pants this afternoon
aubkabob
Jul. 11th, 2005 03:38 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
aww. reminded me instantly of the evening recently where i was SO tired and all i wanted to do was sleep, and i found a giant pool of slimy bacci breakfast left on all of my blankets.
talkingpotato
Jul. 11th, 2005 06:53 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
yuck, my cats now have puked on my clothes too, it must be a nice soft place for them. I remember one time vomiting in my lap.. not sure why I did it or even knowing I was feeling sick. Of course I got REALLY sick after I did so it must have been a flu just getting started :-D
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
CHAIN VOMITING!
aubkabob
Jul. 11th, 2005 03:39 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
hee hee and since i have all of these icons, i should really remember to USE them.
talkingpotato
Jul. 11th, 2005 06:52 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
aww my gray kitty is dead now :-(
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:03 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
awww :( i'm still sorry for your loss. i would ... gah, i hate to think about losing bacci.
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