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i just went from being hungry, to being HONGREE. i could gnaw off the leather on my shoes, i could. good thing, i've already picked me up a generic bagel from the vending machine, filled with all sorts of carbohydrates and bleached flour and dough conditioner goodness. mmmmm -mmmmm!

i'm hoping the rest of my day goes better than this morning. i mean, it hasn't been an awful morning, per se, just an AWKWARD morning. you know, things that make you get pissy for a second, then you end up laughing at yourself shortly after.

1st case scenerio: i walked out my front door this morning, turned around, and locked the door, before realizing i was in my bare feet.

2nd case scenerio: i got to my jeep, started it,started pulling away, before i realized i forgot my blazer jacket for vvip day. (we have to dress very business like for the bigwigs from who-knows-where coming in today, and even had to 100%ly clean our desks yesterday, with threat of being given a point, although the big wigs never seem to give a hoot as to what we do in a call center...)

3rd case scenerio: i sit down to drink my first cup of coffee, for some reason, my hand spasms, sending half the mug (i drink huge mugs of coffee, not that tiny 8 oz. styrofoam cup shiat) FLINGS over my desk, on my lap, and on my beloved blazer jacket. thankfully, it missed everything but the wrist rest on my keyboard.

now that the coffee in my lap is cooling, it feels kinda smarmy. heh heh. funny feeling, it is. cool, not cold, warm, not hot....

i spose i should get back to work now...

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aubkabob
Sep. 24th, 2002 05:35 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
i used to have an all black cat and an all white cat, so no matter what i wore, i was coated with the opposite color hair ;) (seeing as 95% of my clothes at the time were either black or white...)
talkingpotato
Sep. 24th, 2002 06:48 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL
awww I always have gray hair on my clothes from the gray kitty hehe who btw lovingly vomited on my similarly gray pants this afternoon
aubkabob
Jul. 11th, 2005 03:38 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
aww. reminded me instantly of the evening recently where i was SO tired and all i wanted to do was sleep, and i found a giant pool of slimy bacci breakfast left on all of my blankets.
talkingpotato
Jul. 11th, 2005 06:53 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
yuck, my cats now have puked on my clothes too, it must be a nice soft place for them. I remember one time vomiting in my lap.. not sure why I did it or even knowing I was feeling sick. Of course I got REALLY sick after I did so it must have been a flu just getting started :-D
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
CHAIN VOMITING!
aubkabob
Jul. 11th, 2005 03:39 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
hee hee and since i have all of these icons, i should really remember to USE them.
talkingpotato
Jul. 11th, 2005 06:52 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
aww my gray kitty is dead now :-(
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:03 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
awww :( i'm still sorry for your loss. i would ... gah, i hate to think about losing bacci.

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