Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo (aubkabob) wrote,
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo
aubkabob

i just went from being hungry, to being HONGREE. i could gnaw off the leather on my shoes, i could. good thing, i've already picked me up a generic bagel from the vending machine, filled with all sorts of carbohydrates and bleached flour and dough conditioner goodness. mmmmm -mmmmm!

i'm hoping the rest of my day goes better than this morning. i mean, it hasn't been an awful morning, per se, just an AWKWARD morning. you know, things that make you get pissy for a second, then you end up laughing at yourself shortly after.

1st case scenerio: i walked out my front door this morning, turned around, and locked the door, before realizing i was in my bare feet.

2nd case scenerio: i got to my jeep, started it,started pulling away, before i realized i forgot my blazer jacket for vvip day. (we have to dress very business like for the bigwigs from who-knows-where coming in today, and even had to 100%ly clean our desks yesterday, with threat of being given a point, although the big wigs never seem to give a hoot as to what we do in a call center...)

3rd case scenerio: i sit down to drink my first cup of coffee, for some reason, my hand spasms, sending half the mug (i drink huge mugs of coffee, not that tiny 8 oz. styrofoam cup shiat) FLINGS over my desk, on my lap, and on my beloved blazer jacket. thankfully, it missed everything but the wrist rest on my keyboard.

now that the coffee in my lap is cooling, it feels kinda smarmy. heh heh. funny feeling, it is. cool, not cold, warm, not hot....

i spose i should get back to work now...
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