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Sep. 12th, 2002

this coffee is strong enough to freaking eat the tits off a midwife.

after buckets of creamer and gallons of sweetener, it still tastes like i'm drinkin it black.

if i wasn't wired before i drank this mug.....

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evilrabbit
Sep. 12th, 2002 10:53 am (UTC)
your a nut.
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 04:58 pm (UTC)
hey, sometimes, you feel you're a nut.

sometimes, you don't.
iicarrii
Sep. 12th, 2002 06:04 pm (UTC)
Im NOT going there.
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aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 07:36 pm (UTC)
what? WHAT?!?! some people can't help it. some people are nutty all the time!
talkingpotato
Sep. 12th, 2002 10:57 am (UTC)
I must have had too much coffee as a teen..
*looks down* ARGH! They've been EATEN AWAY BY COFFEE!!!!
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 04:59 pm (UTC)
Re: I must have had too much coffee as a teen..
lol.. at least the coffee i spilled on meself this morning wasn't from THAT pot... i'd be missing half a leg ;)
talkingpotato
Sep. 12th, 2002 06:26 pm (UTC)
Re: I must have had too much coffee as a teen..
yeah but you could then take advantage of handicapped parking ;-)
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 07:37 pm (UTC)
Re: I must have had too much coffee as a teen..
oh! THERE'S the silver lining!
talkingpotato
Sep. 12th, 2002 09:18 pm (UTC)
Re: I must have had too much coffee as a teen..
and you could save money buying just one shoe ehhe you could get it half off..
aubkabob
Jul. 11th, 2005 03:42 am (UTC)
Re: I must have had too much coffee as a teen..
or become best friends with or even marry a man who was missing the OTHER foot and wore the same shoe size, and we could split the difference.
talkingpotato
Jul. 11th, 2005 06:51 am (UTC)
Re: I must have had too much coffee as a teen..
that's kinda similar to the movie Serendipity except with a shoe instead of a glove.
aubkabob
Apr. 24th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC)
Re: I must have had too much coffee as a teen..
good thing they didn't use a lice-ridden comb.
nikkiegirl
Sep. 12th, 2002 11:24 am (UTC)
is that the same midwife who blows chunks when she's on the RAG????

bahahahahahahhaha :-D
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 05:00 pm (UTC)
you used the icon!!!

hee.

same one biatch that blows chunks, boy howdee. i think toe jam figgers in there somewhere, too.
iicarrii
Sep. 12th, 2002 06:05 pm (UTC)
this coffee is strong enough to freaking eat the tits off a midwife

I ah...

Well youre an odd person.

MARRY ME!
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aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2002 07:38 pm (UTC)
would i marr.. well, uh... this is kinda unexpected, pilgrim!

sure! as long as we get to keep our own apartments!
iicarrii
Sep. 12th, 2002 08:15 pm (UTC)
I wouldnt have it any other way!
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courtlynne
Sep. 13th, 2002 10:13 am (UTC)
this coffee is strong enough to freaking eat the tits off a midwife.

...

That is the funniest damn thing I think I've ever heard friend. Good call. :)
aubkabob
Sep. 14th, 2002 10:50 am (UTC)
why, uh, thank ya! ;)
courtlynne
Sep. 14th, 2002 10:59 am (UTC)
LOL. Hey, I do what I can.
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aubkabob
Sep. 14th, 2002 10:51 am (UTC)
i'm here to serve.
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