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Sep. 26th, 2003

WHY do they keep asking me if i want VIAGRA?!? wouldn't needing viagra constitute needing to have SEX? not only sex, but sex with someone who.. *cough* yeah?

almost every other freaking email i get either promises me the most economical Viagra ever created, or promises me a bigger penis now. does this penis come in a small box, to use at will? is it suggesting that my imaginary partner isn't satisfying me with his meaty whip? will i have to pay extra shipping and handling for this larger penis they are going to send me? how on earth would i hide it from my family? and would i have to FEED it?

is this Bigger Penis Now that they're wanting to sell me, is it in reference to whatever size penis i have now? since i am a female, and i also do not have a beau, would that be a two inch penis? because THAT would certainly be bigger than the penis i have now. since i have zero penis now, would they just send me a little novelty keychain with the rubber phallic symbol that squirts goo when you squeeze it, much like those frightening little pigs that squoosh gelatinous poo when you squeeze their tummies that you see at checkout stands everywhere?

WHERE ARE MY DETAILS, MAN?!?

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dbsquirrel
Sep. 26th, 2003 02:00 pm (UTC)
that reminds me of bash.org
--
Paradox: So, guys, I have some news.
Paradox: I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
Paradox: I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
Paradox: Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
volsung_: :)
Paradox: They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
volsung_: Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
Paradox: I'm not sure.
volsung_: I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
Paradox: Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
grailgirl
Sep. 26th, 2003 02:11 pm (UTC)
Honestly! It must be some kind of conspiracy or something. I've never gotten the bust one (although I don't really need it, of course) but I've gotten ones for Viagra a bunch of times. Sigh.
aubkabob
Dec. 8th, 2003 10:17 pm (UTC)
omg, that was completely great :) thanks for sharing :D

lol.. limited time frame .. lol...

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