1) you strum 3 chords and your fingertips are already killing you.
2) you think your guitar is in tune, but when you pull out your tuner, you discover that all the strings have just detuned to the same degree.
3) are those.. *gasp* cobwebs? (not really. okay, really. but only on the outside.)
4) what the hell happened to all my guitar pics?!?
i must build up my callouses from scratch again, apparantly. curses.
You can be a tom cruise and make a big scene
Or be like macgyver and cut it clean. either way
There’s gonna be blood on the floor when you tell her
That you don’t dig girls anymore...