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Dec. 13th, 2003

so, once upon a time, there was this simpleton. now, this simpleton was simple in every convenient way, but he had a secret. this secret was that he could chew caramel at an alarming rate. yes, folks, that means that he had the jowls of a gorilla. if that gorilla was to have had jaws like a croc.

anyhoo.

so said simpleton wore shoes. he would wear them to shows, to the theatre, wherever had a dark recess to where he could wear his shoes and sit in the back to chomp gaily at a handful of caramels.

weird.

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faetal
Dec. 13th, 2003 11:38 pm (UTC)
grapes are crunchy and sweet like little plums

alfredo sauce and rice.. eh, its okay.
boiling crAzY tea sounds bettter and better.
Thats why Singular is blah blah blah
fast forward!!! thats another .. *giggling aubrey*
"WHAT?"
thats right I said, and the dish.. ran away .. with the SPORK
aditu
Dec. 13th, 2003 11:56 pm (UTC)
And why not? I mean really, a spork is multi-talented. It's a spoon AND a fork!!!
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