the one that was thrown into the tree?

My mom makes me make a kiss noise over the phone.

You: Hi kitty!
Cat: dead silence
You: Have you killed a mouse anytime soon.
Cat: dead silence
You: I hope that a dog attacks you and you die a horrible horrible death!!!!!!
Cat: MREOWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You mean to say that that's not normal.

Oh dear.

Would she be a cat owner otherwise?

You must have great convos!
When I was back in NY years ago, mom had me talk to Gidget who flipped out when she heard my voice. She thought I had turned into the phone or something. So every time after that when I called, she would just hold the phone out to Gidget and she would run off with her back hair straight up LOL "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?? YOU MONSTER!"

I guess she just couldnt' get used to the idea that I was now some sort of electronic thing. Makes me glad I was never mutilated in a car wreck, she never would have accepted me afterwards.

Bark into the phone. Soon she will stop asking you to talk to the cat.

oh my god
just, oh my god

that reminds me of a story, when I was at work i was talking to two security guards about how i hated when people would talk baby talk to their pets/kids. A second later my sister called and we talked for a bit, then she said, hey! talk to belle (my cat) over the phone and we'll see if he reacts. I tried just saying hi! belle! in the least mushy way possible, but it was too late, the guys latched onto that and I never heard the end of it (they called me later making cat noises over the phone) I still don't talk to one of them to this day (more so because he stopped talking to me *shrug*)

My parents make me talk to our dogs, and they usually talk back. Then again, they're also crazy, and they bark constantly anyway. :) Oh yeah, and mine and my sister's nicknames, when we are all talking to the dogs, are "sissy" (that's me) and sister (that's my sister), but all the S's are Sh's. Fun times.

My mom has me doing that, too, only one time, when Ricky and Sam didn't respond to my voice, I distinctly heard my mom say, "Mew!" into the phone.

I swear to God I am not making this up.