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Dec. 21st, 2003

my mother makes me talk to the cat over the phone.

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tenaciousg
Dec. 21st, 2003 10:29 pm (UTC)
the one that was thrown into the tree?
onionsniper
Dec. 21st, 2003 10:31 pm (UTC)
My mom makes me make a kiss noise over the phone.
childishdreams
Dec. 21st, 2003 10:34 pm (UTC)
Conversation
You: Hi kitty!
Cat: dead silence
You: Have you killed a mouse anytime soon.
Cat: dead silence
You: I hope that a dog attacks you and you die a horrible horrible death!!!!!!
Cat: MREOWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
thomsirveaux
Dec. 21st, 2003 10:39 pm (UTC)
You mean to say that that's not normal.

Oh dear.
inisfair
Dec. 21st, 2003 10:52 pm (UTC)
Would she be a cat owner otherwise?
talkingpotato
Dec. 21st, 2003 11:06 pm (UTC)
LOL@Fluffy
You must have great convos!
When I was back in NY years ago, mom had me talk to Gidget who flipped out when she heard my voice. She thought I had turned into the phone or something. So every time after that when I called, she would just hold the phone out to Gidget and she would run off with her back hair straight up LOL "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?? YOU MONSTER!"

I guess she just couldnt' get used to the idea that I was now some sort of electronic thing. Makes me glad I was never mutilated in a car wreck, she never would have accepted me afterwards.
baryon
Dec. 21st, 2003 11:07 pm (UTC)
Bark into the phone. Soon she will stop asking you to talk to the cat.
badbabie
Dec. 22nd, 2003 01:00 am (UTC)
oh my god
just, oh my god
asillittle
Dec. 22nd, 2003 01:21 am (UTC)
that reminds me of a story, when I was at work i was talking to two security guards about how i hated when people would talk baby talk to their pets/kids. A second later my sister called and we talked for a bit, then she said, hey! talk to belle (my cat) over the phone and we'll see if he reacts. I tried just saying hi! belle! in the least mushy way possible, but it was too late, the guys latched onto that and I never heard the end of it (they called me later making cat noises over the phone) I still don't talk to one of them to this day (more so because he stopped talking to me *shrug*)
sonatamoonlite
Dec. 22nd, 2003 09:09 am (UTC)
My parents make me talk to our dogs, and they usually talk back. Then again, they're also crazy, and they bark constantly anyway. :) Oh yeah, and mine and my sister's nicknames, when we are all talking to the dogs, are "sissy" (that's me) and sister (that's my sister), but all the S's are Sh's. Fun times.
energon_martini
Dec. 22nd, 2003 10:05 am (UTC)
My mom has me doing that, too, only one time, when Ricky and Sam didn't respond to my voice, I distinctly heard my mom say, "Mew!" into the phone.

I swear to God I am not making this up.
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