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conversations overheard at work(s):

these are things that i've overheard the last few times that i worked, which i found amusing:

"oh mah gawd! stephanie's step monster went INTO her room and read her DIARY!"
"oh no!"
"YES! and OUT LOUD TO HER STEP BROTHER!!!"
"OH NO!"
"so i told her to write in there 'dear diary....." (at this point, they had sadly stepped just out of the range where i could understand their words..)

"don't hit your brother, silly!"
*WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK*
*one second of silence*
*crying begins*

4 year old kid: "and then come valermtines day?"
mom gives an absent minded 'mmmhummmm'

"okay, chad, here's your swoops, and this time your uncle can't have any!"
me: "awww, did his uncle eat all his swoops? that's mean!"
"yes, and he left the package, empty, back where he would have found it, so he got all excited and only found an empty package!"
i turn to the 7 year old boy "would you like me to beat him up for you?"
mom starts CACKLING and says 'oooh, darlin, he would enjoy that ENTIRELY too much from YOU!' and cackled out the door...

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madmadhatter
Apr. 26th, 2004 03:27 pm (UTC)
scary uncle!
aubkabob
Sep. 10th, 2004 10:33 pm (UTC)
most usually are...
madmadhatter
Sep. 10th, 2004 10:45 pm (UTC)
yeah, i keep hardly any contact with family aside from mom and bro...
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2004 07:09 am (UTC)
same for me, mom and bro.

i hardly know my uncles at all, but think a couple were fairly normal, if not bald and GIGANTIC. one was a sweaty little man that died recently. another was mentally handicapped. several have spent more time in prison than out. one recently got his legs amputated because he refused to stop drinking.
madmadhatter
Sep. 12th, 2004 11:39 am (UTC)
hmm, alot like my family but instead of drinking diabities and...no wait that's the only difference.
talkingpotato
Apr. 26th, 2004 03:31 pm (UTC)
hehe
The uncle would just laugh and steal your swoops too! (what are swoops anyway?)
tarateleri
Apr. 26th, 2004 06:19 pm (UTC)
Re: hehe
Swoops are a new candy. They are shaped like pringles but you can get the reeses or mint ones. They are ok. Nothing spectacular. Just a new way to sell a product.
talkingpotato
Apr. 26th, 2004 06:22 pm (UTC)
Re: hehe
Wow, I'm behind the candy times hehe
tarateleri
Apr. 26th, 2004 06:23 pm (UTC)
Re: hehe
heehee my husband actually got me some last night thinking i'd like them. my son loved them, i didn't lol
talkingpotato
Apr. 26th, 2004 06:25 pm (UTC)
Re: hehe
I guess they are a candy for children and the random creepy uncle :-D
aditu
Apr. 27th, 2004 01:19 am (UTC)
I'm telling you woman, that clown in your icon is Dubya! I'm going to have nightmares forever!!!
aubkabob
Jul. 22nd, 2004 07:47 pm (UTC)
LOL dubya gives me nightmares every night...
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