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ooh, i found a PERCOCET! leftover from my sinus surgery. don't know how effective it will be, but hey, it's all i got.

i also had a weird craving... to wear a hat.

so i find myself shuffling all over my bedroom, percocet in hand, talking to myself out loud in a thick british accent, while i peeked under things to find a hat to wear. i have a lot of them, for some unknown reason.

it's times like these that i miss having long hair. wearing a hat just isn't the same. if you put on a baseball cap, with long hair, you have the opportunity to look cutesy and sporty. with short hair, you look like a boy with boobs.

but i'm wearing it anyway.

eating an odd concoction of grilled hotdogs in mac and cheese with a tad of chicken ramen seasoning tossed in. mommy brought me food. she loves me.

my mother is odd when it comes to certain things. she will be quite selfish and vindictive, i've seen, when it comes to a lot of things....

except her children. she would hack off her right toe with a hand saw if we needed it.

although my family is fucked up on a lot of measures, i love them greatly.

my tummy doesn't feel well. and i suddenly feel like a bear that has been hit by a tranquilizer dart.

wearing a hat is an odd sensation, much like my forehead is getting constant hugs. i feel like i'm wearing swimming goggles, but they're only my own glasses. i also keep wondering what the hell it is right outside of my vision, but it's just the bill from my hat.

i think i'm stoned.

maybe someone will be online and want to chat with me.

come visit me, you can find my user names in my profile, yo.

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ladylark
Sep. 7th, 2004 10:27 pm (UTC)
hehe
When I had short hair I looked like a boy...period :-P Or a boy WITH a period *jk*


My mom is kinda hot headed a lot, and overly critical of me but I know she loves me :-)
scrumbles
Sep. 7th, 2004 11:01 pm (UTC)
Re: hehe
A boy with a period... eww... but too funny!
ladylark
Sep. 7th, 2004 11:30 pm (UTC)
Re: hehe
heehhe that's just scary! "ARRRRGH I'M A BOY WITH A PERIOD! I'M GOING ON A RAMPAGE!!"
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 03:54 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
cuz boyz = guns.
ladylark
Oct. 2nd, 2004 04:43 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
and guns=floss

....oh wait that's GUMS...nevermind..
aubkabob
May. 5th, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
BAH HA HA HA HA.

*snark*

all night, i keep feeling like i have a hair tickling the side of my nose but there's NOTHING THERE.

gah.

i blame gremlins.
ladylark
May. 5th, 2005 06:21 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
ooo I hate those. Or the hairs you see hanging from your eyelash but you can't seem to grab it
aubkabob
Feb. 18th, 2006 04:30 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
and what people are probably thinking as you are frantically trying to grab it.
ladylark
Feb. 18th, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
LOL well that's not half as bad as what people are thinking when they see my wet pants.
aubkabob
Nov. 8th, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
crap. you won this round. but i'll get you, my smarty! and your little puns, too!
Re: hehe - ladylark - Nov. 8th, 2006 05:16 am (UTC) - Expand
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
that's mah girl!
aubkabob
Oct. 2nd, 2004 03:52 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
it also makes me wonder how much of our fierce love for our family is ingrained in us, knowing that we are SUPPOSED to love them.

i wonder occasionally just how much i would talk to some of them, if we were not related, or what i would think of them otherwise.
ladylark
Oct. 2nd, 2004 04:45 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
hehehe if we weren't related we probably would be polite but she wouldn't get all.....'into every last bit of my life' people just don't DO that with strangers.

I think my brother and I if we met and weren't related would be really good friends..I don't think my dad would even notice me hehehe
aubkabob
May. 5th, 2005 06:00 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
I want to say that jess and i would be bestest friends, too, though i'm not too sure about the rest of them.. ;)
ladylark
May. 5th, 2005 06:22 am (UTC)
Re: hehe
my mom would prolly yell at me about something that wasn't done right.

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