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Sep. 9th, 2004

Quotes of the Lately:

Meg: Chris, you're hogging all the fans in the room!
Chris: Well, you're hogging all the UGLY in the room!

Aubrey: i don't care if it has a plot, if nothing else, i'll get drunk and go!
Andrea: Aubrey? those are the kind of movies that you RENT.

i'm sniffling and sneezing and coughing today. do pain pills lower your immune system? i'll be very angry if it's not just my allergies... "umyeaaah. i know i just took some time off of work because of my back supposedly hurting, but i SWEAR i'm really sick this time!"

ever have kissing dreams with a manager at work?

and also, a VERY disturbing dream where John Ritter, clad in a pimpish white suit and with a long ponytail, was my art teacher, and he kept saying horrible things to me like 'so when are you and your brother and i going to have sex?' i would fuhreak out and tell him he's disgusting and to go the hell away. so i pushed him away and tried to find something to sing in gym karaoke. but then i had to pee REALLY bad, so i was going through the halls, trying to find the bathroom that did NOT belong to the kindergarteners. but i couldn't find it, so i went back and was thinking of singing 'Creep' by TLC.

then i woke up and realized i REALLY had to pee RL.

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jenniffer
Sep. 9th, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC)
I got really drunk and then went to see Daredevil...if you plan on getting drunk to see a movie with no plot...I don't recommend an action flick.

So Dizzy...
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2004 08:46 am (UTC)
LMAO, this made me laugh greatly :)

it reminded me of going to see the blair witch project on opening day, and how the only seats we could get were in SECOND ROW, in a theatre where there weren't a whole lot of room between the front row seats and the screen.

*shudder*
mr_cricket
Sep. 9th, 2004 05:50 pm (UTC)
even if he was telling me to have sex with my brother, john ritter could be my art teacher any time! HAHAHAHA
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2004 08:47 am (UTC)
what kind of art would he teach? physical art? seeing as especially in the Threes Company phase, he was big on phsyical comedy...
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2004 08:47 am (UTC)
holy HELL, i think my valium kicked in, seeing as i TOTALLY thought that was how you spelled physcial.
aubkabob
Sep. 12th, 2004 08:47 am (UTC)
PHYSICAL!
madmadhatter
Sep. 9th, 2004 06:09 pm (UTC)
i think that pain pills might do that but i am not a doctor. of western medicine at least

"oh EE oh AH AH oh EE wallah wallaah bing bang"

also what movie were you going to go see drunkenly? i need to do that, i have as of yet not been to theatre drunk.
aubkabob
Apr. 29th, 2005 07:20 am (UTC)
i SO wish i could remember... Van Helsing, mayhaps? i DO have a crush on Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale...
madmadhatter
Apr. 29th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC)
Hugh Jackman is awesome. And Kate Beckinsale. Van Helsing sounds correct, I remember you posting about it vaugely.
aubkabob
Feb. 22nd, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)
mmm. i was going to say "i wanna becken HER sale!" but.. that doesn't make a whole lotta sense.

but yes. i would.
madmadhatter
Feb. 25th, 2006 02:23 am (UTC)
teehee! not on the inertnets but if you said it right it would make sense.
aubkabob
Nov. 22nd, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC)
i have a slew of voices i use RL, of course.

well, not a slew, but a couple few, fer sher.
madmadhatter
Nov. 22nd, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)
i have a handful of voices as well but they always come out impulsively and not so often by choice.
pnwheelpop
Sep. 9th, 2004 07:41 pm (UTC)
My god! That John Ritter dreams sounds like something I would dream about! Haha.
asillittle
Sep. 10th, 2004 03:23 am (UTC)
I had a dream where a homeless person who I denied monetary gain offered to "rape my pretty little mouth." *scared*
aubkabob
Apr. 29th, 2005 07:04 am (UTC)
WOW. whenever i have dreams like that, it makes me wonder what in the hell my subconscious is trying to tell me, or where the hell it got that thought from in the first place..
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