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vomit, tea, and toast.

well, coffee, really. tea just doesn't give me that oooomph i need in order to get going.

i feel like i need to combat the overwhelming feeling that i need to vomit. i would so hate to pay $7 for a meal only to come home and throw it back up, no matter how sick it made me. i really don't want to see my hawaiian omelet again. and i'm sure the raspberry jam would discolor it and make it look bloody, anyhow.

i was excited to be out and about with friends, so i danced and i pranced, all over downtown vancouver. i even found a plausible work shirt for $1.

and now my back is quite angry at me for forgetting it was injured. and my tummy quite angry at me for mixing coffee, toast, omelet, tatoes, and prescription strength naproxyn.

disturbing dreams where my brother hid his used condoms in my lunch box. i looked EVERYWHERE for him in the dream so that i could beat him with said lunchbox. as someone pointed out, "at least he's having protected sex."

i think valium makes me have funkay dreams like that. i also remember dreaming that i was part of a video game. because it had somehow dropped me somewhere before i was big enough in levels to handle it, i was going to DIE. there were other weird things, like lava, sun roofs... i can't remember much, only little splotches of flashes of moments here and there, but none of them connect.

and because i know you are all vying for this information (ganked happily from dearest jenniffer):





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trypswitch72
Sep. 12th, 2004 10:21 pm (UTC)
Coffee is evil...so good that it is evil. Turns all other food into acid in my stomach. Why must it be so tasty?!

Oh yeah...your brother's used condom in your lunch?! That kind of dream would tramatize me. I thought I had a messed up subconscious...crazy man, crazy!
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:09 am (UTC)
i think i DO have one hell of a screwed up subconscious. dreams like that just need to STOP.
inisfair
Sep. 12th, 2004 10:28 pm (UTC)
Vomit, Tea and Toast? Sounds almost British.

I had some odd dreams last night myself, but all I can remember of any of them was apparently having driven home drunk cause I'd parked all funny like in the garage and had hit a wall, with no memory of having driven home. I woke up this morning thinking I had some something very bad.
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:11 am (UTC)
waitaminute... i did WHA..?
LOL doncha just love when emotions from dreams carry over into the next day?
Re: waitaminute... i did WHA..? - inisfair - Sep. 13th, 2004 08:27 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: waitaminute... i did WHA..? - aubkabob - May. 7th, 2005 07:20 pm (UTC) - Expand
aditu
Sep. 12th, 2004 10:34 pm (UTC)
woo hoo, I'm in the top 20!

Anyway, the condom thing reminds me of when I lost my wallet my first quarter of college. The guy who found it left me a nasty voice mail, then mailed the wallet back with everything except the money, plus an unused condom inside.
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:15 am (UTC)
some freaking people...
that was so..... half nice of him. nice of him to give it back to you, nice of him to not use the condom first, but so not nice for the evil message and the money taking.

reminded me of when i went to chicago to visit someone. i had to use the bathroom terribly after getting there, and i had left my planner, plus my just cashed paycheck, my airline tickets, driver's license, EVERYTHING in the stall. i couldn't believe how LUCKY i was that a flight attendant used the stall after me, and called every single number in my planner - even people i hadn't talked to in years - trying to locate me.

after having my friend drive me out to her house in the outskirts of chicago the next day, i even tried to give her some money as a reward, and she refused.

if something like that doesn't make you believe in a higher power, i dunno what does.
Re: some freaking people... - aditu - Sep. 14th, 2004 09:31 pm (UTC) - Expand
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thomsirveaux
Sep. 12th, 2004 11:18 pm (UTC)
Woooo! 44!
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:15 am (UTC)
you've been working HAAARD!
bikko
Sep. 12th, 2004 11:28 pm (UTC)
woohoo! 86th, baby! take that!

oh and if a $7 meal makes you puke I think you should take the puke to them in a ziploc bag and demand your money back. ^_^
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:16 am (UTC)
um, excuse me, may i see the manager, please? i have a gift for him...
hee hee hee. or at least a prorated amount for when it was actually in my tummy.
talkingpotato
Sep. 12th, 2004 11:35 pm (UTC)
woah smashing the competition
LOL 930 comments??? Consider me hooked :-)
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:06 am (UTC)
Re: woah smashing the competition
LOL i mean, i knew you'd be near the top my dear but MY GAW! if you added up the rest of the top 10, you MIGHT have the amount you post in mine!
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ornotmajestic
Sep. 13th, 2004 01:13 am (UTC)
I'll take #2 for 299 Alex...
Just think though....I haven't been a "friend" on your journal as long as #1, so therefore I have an excuse. That still doesn't negate the fact that I'm an awesome kick-butt commenter.
aubkabob
May. 12th, 2005 04:05 am (UTC)
Re: I'll take #2 for 299 Alex...
It's true, you very much are :) I'm blessed for knowing you!
scrumbles
Sep. 13th, 2004 01:31 am (UTC)
Ha! I am poster #69! Go me!
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 03:54 am (UTC)
LOL!
white_daisies
Sep. 13th, 2004 02:34 am (UTC)
26, 34, 77, wow..so really, I'd have been #5 with 168 comments (169 counting this one). I like you. But I think Miss Tater is hooked, maybe even has a problem..hehehehe
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 03:56 am (UTC)
hee hee hee that's my pertato!
inisfair
Sep. 13th, 2004 03:51 am (UTC)
I see I have my work cut out for me.
aubkabob
Sep. 13th, 2004 04:09 am (UTC)
GET TO WORK!

hehehe
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nothinganything
Sep. 13th, 2004 05:05 am (UTC)
Definitely not going to comment on this one.

NUMBA SEVENTEEN, BABY!
aubkabob
Sep. 16th, 2004 07:24 pm (UTC)
you GO!

*high five*
halloaaryn
Sep. 13th, 2004 05:17 am (UTC)
aubkabob
Sep. 16th, 2004 07:25 pm (UTC)
LMFAO! HE WAS GAY! IT DIDN'T COUNT!!!

lol my mom saw that pic and she's like 'geeeez, aubrey, do you ALWAYS make out with strangers when you drink?!?!?'

well, not ALWAYS.
amade
Sep. 13th, 2004 03:10 pm (UTC)
See, some of us are about quality, not quantity. ;)
aubkabob
Sep. 16th, 2004 07:26 pm (UTC)
hee hee hee great response :D
madmadhatter
Sep. 13th, 2004 06:29 pm (UTC)
i've wrecked some havoc on my poor body with caffine. it doesn't like it anymore so i comprismed and drink a cup in the morning and do my damn hardest not to drink anymore.

but you know, then that body goes and sleeps just four hours.
aubkabob
Sep. 16th, 2004 07:27 pm (UTC)
now that i'm only working one job, i'm trying to seriously cut down on my caffeine, too. my stomach lining at 29 just isn't what it used to be.

course, i may change my toon once i start working at 8 am every day next week.
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pallas__athena
Feb. 8th, 2006 10:39 am (UTC)
Tea is yummy but I guess coffee is better if it's the caffeine you are after. And well coffee is quite yummy too! Sounds like very strange dreams you been having there!
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