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...tries like mad to not claw her eyes out before the claritin takes effect...

i've been creating journal posts in my head almost daily, little interesting things have happened to me here and there, just egads, whenever i do finally get home from work, i'm too exhausted to even think about creating something!

like, for example, this little embarassing tidbit:

i had been working my ASS off all day, running around a million places at a million miles an hour, lifting, shoving, bagging, carrying, you name it. towards the end of the day, i needed to get into front lock up in order to get a toner cartridge that a customer needed, and since none of the managers were paying any attention to my frantic pages, i marched over to the manager's office, where four of them were standing outside, talking about whatever in the world managers talk about (most likely, ball games of their kids or what they're going to have for dinner.) i stomp between the four of them. tony asks 'what can i do ya for?' i wordlesly put my left hand on my hip and WHOOSH my right arm up to point at Front Lock-Up, causing a small gust of air to go swirling around the managers. a tiny scent hit my nostrils when the air hit my face.

holy freaking crap, i forgot to put deodorant on this morning.

and now EVERYONE in management knows.

i dropped my arm hurriedly to my side and shuffled past them into the lock up.

i also wanted to tell you about the kids and walking home. i'll do that in a bit. for now? COFFAY.


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Sep. 25th, 2004 03:50 pm (UTC)
I just made coffee. Rather, attempted to.

My Mom's coffeepot exploded. *goes to clean up mess*
Sep. 26th, 2004 04:51 pm (UTC)

that's frightening!
Sep. 26th, 2004 04:54 pm (UTC)
I realized that it was user error. I was having a major blonde day yesterday. :p
Sep. 26th, 2004 05:09 pm (UTC)
LOL i was having a drunk day. i couldn't form a cohesive sentence, no matter how i tried. it was horrible.
Sep. 25th, 2004 04:26 pm (UTC)
aggghhh!! I sometimes forget to put deodorant too...
I hate it when that happens !!!
Sep. 26th, 2004 04:53 pm (UTC)
yup! i have a stick on my desk at home, and one in my purse, so it wasn't easy to actually FORGET, or to actually rectify once i realized my error, but eesh.
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Sep. 26th, 2004 05:22 pm (UTC)
Sep. 25th, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC)
haha.. well, maybe now they'll be more available to you so that you don't have to raise the Armpit of Doom again ;D
Sep. 26th, 2004 05:21 pm (UTC)
LOL! this is very true!

that's what they get!
Sep. 25th, 2004 06:53 pm (UTC)
Ack! The reminding wiff-of-doom!!! I HATE that! Then the whole rest of the day that's all you can think about. I've actually gone to the nearest drug store on my breaks just so I wouldn't have to live with it.
Sep. 26th, 2004 05:21 pm (UTC)
i did that several months ago, i took an extended lunch just so i could walk over and pick up some for my purse! LOL...
Sep. 25th, 2004 07:23 pm (UTC)
eep...on the trip up here, on the last day, just before we made it to Anchorage, I made some comment about stinky armpits to my boyfriend, because it's usually him. He said no way, he'd put on deodorant today, though I didn't think it really matters much for him at the end of the day. But then I checked, and holy crap it was me! I swear I've never smelled myself stink that much before. I was certain I'd put deodorant on that day, too...

I hope the allergies feel better soon.
Sep. 26th, 2004 05:17 pm (UTC)
LMAO i totally 'love' those days where even the most caked on pile of deodorant still lets through the most heinous odors.

amazing what our bodies can do ;)
Sep. 25th, 2004 11:07 pm (UTC)
I'm allergic to deoderant; I haven't used any since the age of 15.

Fortunately, I've never been accused of stinking or smelt anything myself :)
Sep. 26th, 2004 05:13 pm (UTC)
lol maybe that's because you're so freaking TALL and they were all afraid you would pound them into the ground ;)
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